![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/DIRECTV_2021_logo.svg/50px-DIRECTV_2021_logo.svg.png) | This user has satellite television provided by DirecTV. |
Fox News | This user hates Fox News and anything connected to it. |
FOX | This user hates FOX and all of its affiliates. |
TURANGA LEELA | This user is a certified starship captain. |
PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH | This user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that! |
BUREAUCRAT HERMES CONRAD | This user is anal 78.36% of the time. |
CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN | This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. |
KAHN | This User thinks you are a Redneck Hillbilly! |
KotH |
This user aspires to become the first Platter woman to walk down the aisle a virgin. |
ABE | This user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star! |
Bart | This user is an underachiever and proud of it. "Ay Caramba!" |
Bart | This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!" |
SM | This user's favourite film of all time was first shown (in America) on 27th July '07; SIMPSONS MOVIE! |
Dr. Who | This User can't decide which is better, the Daleks or the Cybermen? |
![A car](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Late_model_Ford_Model_T_crop.png/60px-Late_model_Ford_Model_T_crop.png) | This user's other car is a TARDIS. | ![The TARDIS](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/TARDIS-trans.png/36px-TARDIS-trans.png) |
SG | This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets. |
![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Stargate_SG%C2%B71_symbol_01.svg/40px-Stargate_SG%C2%B71_symbol_01.svg.png) | This user is from the planet Earth. | ![](//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Rotating_earth_%28large%29.gif/40px-Rotating_earth_%28large%29.gif) |
news | The only reality show this user watches is the news. |
AFV | This user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV. |
M.D. | This user watches House. |
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