President (card game)

President (also commonly called Asshole,^[1] Scum,^[1] or Capitalism^[1], or P's & A's) is a shedding card game for three or more, in which the players race to get rid of all of the cards in their hands in order to become "president" in the following round.^[2][3][4] It is a Westernized version of Chinese climbing card games^[5] such as Zheng Shangyou, Tien Len in Vietnam and the Japanese Daifugō.^[1]

President

The "Scum" player passes their highest card to the "President"
Alternative names	Scum, Asshole, Butt, Arsehole[1]
Type	Shedding-type
Players	3–8; 9+ with multiple decks
Cards	54 (2 jokers)
Deck	French
Rank (high→low)	Joker, deuce (2), ace, king, etc.
Play	Clockwise
Playing time	5–15 min.
Related games
Daifugō (Japan) • Zheng Shangyou (China) Durak (Russia)

President can also be played as a drinking game,^[2][3][4][6] and commercial versions of the game with a non-standard deck exist, including The Great Dalmuti and Presidents Card Game.^[7]

Special titles

There may be many titles used by players during the game.^[2][6] Often, players move seats to sit in the order of their place, so as not to forget the order. There is generally at least a president, vice-president and scum.^[2] However, this game is usually played with up to 6 players, and if so, more titles may be needed.

The rankings for four players are as follows:

• President – the winner of the previous round, regardless of number of players.
• Vice-president ("VP") – second place, regardless of the number of players.
• Person (or other name, commonly "citizen" etc.) – the other players.
• High-Scum (Vice-Scum) (or other names) – next-to-last place. (For example, in a seven-person game, high-scum is whoever placed sixth.)
• Scum (or other names, commonly "asshole", "bum") – last place in the previous round. If the scum is last place, they get to go first to start the round.

There are other titles for games with larger numbers of player with various names.

Rules regarding card passing can be changed to accommodate these two positions if desired. A large or odd number of players generally calls for having at least one "Person" role, but there can be as many as needed.

The President (or the Scum in some versions) deals the cards, starting with themselves and proceeding in order of player hierarchy from low to high until all cards are dealt. If the Scum is the dealer, this ensures that the President begins with the fewest cards if the hands are uneven.

How to play

The rules provided are merely one of many ways known to play the game;^[1] there are many different varieties with slight twists to the rules.

Objective

To play all of your cards

Dealing

The person who is president (or the scum in some versions) shuffles and deals the cards. The cards are dealt in clockwise rotation. Some players may have more cards than others, if the deck cannot be divided equally.^[1]

After cards are dealt, the scum must hand over the best card in their hand to the president, and the president passes back any card they do not want.^[1]

Variations with multiple top and two bottom positions often require the scum to hand additional cards to the president, up to the number of top positions in the game. (For example, a game with a secretary and clerk might call for the scum to hand over three cards to the president, the high-scum to hand over two cards to the vice-president and the clerk to hand over one card to the secretary.) In any event, the players who receive cards from the bottom positions always hand back an equal number of "junk" cards that they do not want. They are not obliged to pass back their lowest cards.

Playing

Play in President is organized into tricks, much like in spades or bridge. However, unlike those games, each trick can involve more than one card or group of cards played by each player, and players may choose to not play in a trick. Usually, suits are irrelevant, but variants exist that include trump suits.^[8]

The player on the dealer's left begins by leading any number of cards of the same rank (1–4; 5 or more are possible with wildcards, jokers or multiple decks). The player on the left may then play an equal number of matching cards with a higher face value, or may pass. (In a few variants, it is permitted to play cards with an equal value as the last cards played; doing so may skip the player next in order.) Note that the same number of cards as the lead must be played; e.g., if the leader starts with a pair then only pairs may be played on top of it, and if three-of-a-kind was led then only three-of-a-kinds can be played on top of it. (There are notable exceptions among the many variants in this game.) The next player may do the same, and so on.

This continues until all players have had a turn (which may or may not be because the highest-value card has already been played), or opted to pass.

End of a round

When one player runs out of cards, they have won and are out of play for the rest of the round, but the other players might continue to play to determine the remaining titles (position). A few versions hold that once a player goes out, players count remaining card values to establish titles, or simply count the number of cards remaining in each player's hand, and other versions have one player left with cards at the end.

When playing by traditional rules, once titles are decided, most players stand and move position to accommodate the winner's seated position. The President is the dealer (or the Scum in some versions), and the players must rearrange themselves around them so that they are seated in order of rank, clockwise. Some variants do not rearrange the seating of the players, so everyone plays in the same order each hand (though the president still leads the first trick).

After the first round has determined player rank, subsequent hands are opened by the president.

Notes on game play

• The ordering of the face values is a little different from most American and English card games – the 2 is the highest value (besides the joker, if that card is used) and is unbeatable, though certain variants allow a single 2 to be topped by a pair of 2s. The Ace is next highest, then King, etc., with the 3 being the lowest. A few variants allow a single deuce to be played on top of any other combination, but typically games require the same number of 2s to be played as were originally led. In a few variants, the 2 (and no other card) can be placed at any time, even if it is not the player's turn. On the US West Coast and in Hawaii, Aces are high and 2 is the lowest card.^{[citation needed]}
• It may be played as an Aces-high game, although 2s are wild and the red 3 is highest, and 2s cannot beat red 3s. The black 3s are the lowest cards, and 2s can be played as black 3s. The player goes first if they have a 3 of spades in the first round. Double 2s are not needed to clear doubles.^{[citation needed]}
• Players can pass at any time, even if the player has cards that could be played. Passing might or might not not prevent a player from playing a card the next time around, depending on the variant.
• The number of cards that can be led to begin any trick is only dependent on the cards in the player's hand and their strategy. In a game with two decks, it is absolutely legal to start out a trick with, say, seven 5s. (In this case, obviously, seven 5s are only possible if the owner of those seven 5s is the one who begins the trick. This adds to the necessity to "capture" tricks by being the one to play the highest card.)
• A bomb is a card that is used to clear the trick. Frequently, these are twos. Players can only play a bomb on their turn.
• Players can never lead with a two or bomb.
• If a player plays a card, and no other player can play, that card is discarded and the player puts another card to begin with. This continues until it returns to the player who played the last card: if they are unable to play on their own card, they must discard the cards and start with another card of their choice.
• Players can continue playing even after all other players have passed until the last player decides to stop playing.

Variations

Some play that the holder of the lowest card of a particular suit (e.g. 3♣) leads the first deal.^[1]

See also

• Durak, a similar game