List of Green Acres episodes

Green Acres is an American sitcom starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor as a couple who move from New York City to a rural country farm. The series was first broadcast on CBS, from September 15, 1965, to April 27, 1971. All the episodes were filmed in color.

Season	Episodes	Originally released
Season	Episodes	First released	Last released
1	32	September 15, 1965 (1965-09-15)	June 1, 1966 (1966-06-01)
2	30	September 14, 1966 (1966-09-14)	April 26, 1967 (1967-04-26)
3	30	September 6, 1967 (1967-09-06)	April 10, 1968 (1968-04-10)
4	26	September 25, 1968 (1968-09-25)	April 2, 1969 (1969-04-02)
5	26	September 27, 1969 (1969-09-27)	April 11, 1970 (1970-04-11)
6	26	September 15, 1970 (1970-09-15)	April 27, 1971 (1971-04-27)

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original release date	Prod. code
1	1	"Oliver Buys a Farm"	Ralph Levy	Jay Sommers	September 15, 1965 (1965-09-15)	1
Oliver Wendell Douglas, a big New York lawyer, hates the "rat race" of the city. He would like to move away and buy a farm. His beautiful wife Lisa doesn't exactly love the idea. Even as a child, Oliver wanted to be a farmer, but his father forced him to be a lawyer. While a pilot in the Air Force, Oliver always looked at what was growing in the farms he flew over. After the Air Force, Oliver met and married Lisa. Lisa suggests that Oliver start growing vegetables on the patio of his penthouse to see if he really enjoys it. Oliver tells Lisa he's going on a business trip, but actually flies to Hooterville. While there, he buys the old Haney farm. Oliver meets Uncle Joe Carson, Sam Drucker, Floyd Smoot and Fred Ziffel. Oliver needs Sam to notarize the deed to the Haney farm. The men are surprised that Oliver bought that farm. Lisa is quite upset when she hears what Oliver did. Mother Eunice Douglas (Eleanor Audley) wants Lisa to move in with her instead of living on a farm. Lisa reluctantly agrees to move and stay at least 6 months. She is stunned when she sees where she will now be living. Willis Bouchey as Mr. Felton. John Charles Daly as Himself. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker, Hank Patterson as Fred Ziffel. John Charles Daly (of What's My Line?) tells this story.
2	2	"Lisa's First Day on the Farm"	Ralph Levy	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 22, 1965 (1965-09-22)	2
Back in New York, Mr. Peters is trying to sublet the Douglas apartment to Horace Bennett (Lyle Talbot) and his wife (Iris Adrian). Lisa gets her first look at their run down farmhouse and wants to go back to New York. Mr. Haney (Pat Buttram), who previously owned the farm, introduces Lisa and Oliver to Eb Dawson (Tom Lester), one of Haney's workers. Eb asks Oliver if he needs a hired hand to help with the farm, but Oliver says no. When they get inside they see that Haney took everything with him, including the bathroom fixtures. Oliver keeps saying he can fix all the problems they find with the house. Lisa points out that there is no electricity or phones. Oliver crashes through the kitchen floor into the cellar. Meanwhile, Uncle Joe runs a pool to see how long the Douglas' will stay. Oliver brings Lisa to Drucker's store to meet Sam, Charley and Floyd. Oliver finds out about the pool and that it will take 8 months to get electricity. Oliver buys back the fixtures from Haney. Despite Oliver still not wanting to hire Eb, he helps Oliver with things around the house. Eb is eventually hired. Lisa wants to return to New York immediately and starts packing. But after a talk with Kate Bradley, she decides to give farm life a try. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Bea Benaderet as Kate Bradley, Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Smiley Burnette as Charley Pratt, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
3	3	"The Decorator"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 29, 1965 (1965-09-29)	3
Lisa still can't believe she's in Hooterville. Oliver is trying to talk Lisa into cooking. Meanwhile, Mother Douglas is having a hard time getting a flight to Hooterville. She plans to go there and save Lisa. Haney comes by and Oliver winds up renting a table and chairs from him. Lisa chases what she thinks is a chicken to get some eggs. Kate Bradley comes by and tells her it's a rooster. Kate tries to help Lisa in the kitchen when she learns that Lisa doesn't know the first thing about cooking. Lisa's attempt at pancakes doesn't go well. Lisa threatens to leave unless Oliver starts to decorate the house. Sam sets Oliver up with Roland Wilson, a decorator from Pixley. Mother Douglas is riding the Cannonball and can't believe how bumpy the ride is. Oliver comes back home with the "honeymoon special" that he bought from Sam. It has assorted can goods and other things. Mother Douglas arrives and she faints when she sees what Lisa has to live in. Roland comes by and it turns out he is a cake decorator. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Bea Benaderet as Kate Bradley, Lori Saunders as Bobbie Jo Bradley, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
4	4	"The Best Laid Plans"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 6, 1965 (1965-10-06)	4
Lisa is going to New York for one week to pack up their furniture. Oliver is eager to start farming. The manual Oliver is reading says one should see what farmers around you are planting. Oliver goes to talk to Ben Miller (Guy Wilkerson). Ben says he's heard that Lisa left Oliver. Oliver tries to explain Lisa went to get their furniture. Ben gives Oliver some advice on what to plant and the equipment he'll need. Later, Oliver drives the tractor out of the barn and it falls apart. Haney comes by and says he's sorry to hear that Lisa left. He tries to sell Oliver a cow. In New York, Mother Eunice Douglas still can't believe Lisa is going to live in Hooterville. Eunice says she should've stopped Lisa from marrying her son. Haney tries again to sell Oliver the cow. Lisa and Eunice go to see Roland Weatherby (Gavin Gordon), a decorator, for suggestions on how to fix the Douglas home. Oliver and Eb draw out a map of the farm and where they will plant things. Lisa comes home after three days and says the furniture will arrive next week. She also has some very elaborate plans for remodeling. Eb shows Oliver the newspaper that says a country club will be built in Hooterville. It will be built on Oliver's land. Lisa buys Eleanore the cow from Haney.
5	5	"My Husband, the Rooster Renter"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 13, 1965 (1965-10-13)	5
Mr. Haney rents Bertram the rooster to Oliver to wake him up in the morning. Oliver is making some repairs to his roof. Hank Kimball (Alvy Moore), the county farm agent, comes by. Oliver falls through the roof into the kitchen. Hank gives Oliver the names of a good roofing man and plumber. Hank laughs when he hears that Oliver bought Eleanore the cow from Haney. Hank takes some soil samples for analysis. Hank also has a hard time telling Oliver what he really thinks of the farm. Oliver and Lisa go to Sam's store to call the repairmen. The next morning, Bertram doesn't crow. Ed Ferguson (Sid Melton), the plumber, shows up and is working under the house. Jack Parker (John Harmon), the roofer, then arrives. Haney tries to rent Alice the chicken to Oliver. Carl Flint (Phil Gordon) comes by to install the phone. Ed says the plumbing is all fixed, but there's no electricity to run the pump. The phone gets installed, but there's no phone line. Haney just happens to have a generator to rent. Guest Star from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
6	6	"Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 20, 1965 (1965-10-20)	6
Oliver is trying to pull a tree stump out from in front of the house with his tractor. He wants to extend the house in that spot. Oliver winds up ruining the tractor. Haney comes by. Oliver tells Haney that he sold him a defective tractor. Haney tries to sell Oliver some wallpaper. Lisa doesn't like any of Haney's samples. Oliver's mother Eunice arrives in Hooterville on the Cannonball. Oliver and Lisa go to Sam's store. Oliver asks Sam about getting some parts for his tractor. Sam gives Oliver a letter from Eunice stating that she is shipping their furniture from New York. At the train station, Eunice accidentally calls Haney instead of Oliver. Because of a mix-up, Oliver's furniture is delivered to Haney. Trying to get to Oliver's house, Eunice is stuck with Uncle Joe on his handcar. Haney tries to sell Oliver and Lisa their own furniture, but winds up just charging them to deliver it. Learning that Eunice was in Hooterville, Eb and Lisa go looking for her at the train station, but don't find her. An excited Oliver shows Lisa the furniture in the house, but things are a little cramped and cluttered. Newt Kiley's bull chases Eunice up a tree. Peter Leeds as Moving Man. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Smiley Burnette as Charley Pratt, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
7	7	"Neighborliness"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 27, 1965 (1965-10-27)	7
Eunice is still visiting. Oliver is repairing the porch rail and it's disturbing Eunice's sleep. Lisa is preparing breakfast and it's not going well. Eunice wants Lisa to return to New York. Hank comes by and tells Oliver that the report on his soil samples has not come in yet. Hank tells Oliver that he needs to plow up his fields soon or miss planting season. Eunice begs Oliver to give up farming. Haney comes by and just happens to have a plow for sale. Oliver says he'll get a plow from Sam. When Haney says it will take Sam 3 weeks to get a plow, Oliver buys Haney's. The plow breaks and then so does the tractor. Uncle Joe is trying to buy a rifle from Sam, but is dickering over the price. Oliver comes by. Sam can't get Oliver a new plow in time. Joe has a solution to the problem. He charges farmers one dollar each to enter a plowing contest at the Douglas farm. Joe also promises them free lunch and big prizes which Oliver will provide. When Oliver learns about the contest, he tells the farmers that Joe mislead them. The neighbors still plow his fields and an excited Oliver promises them lunch. Lisa doesn't know how she'll feed all those people. Lisa finds a way to get a couple of the farmers wives to cook the lunch. Barbara Pepper as Doris Ziffel. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker, Hank Patterson as Fred Ziffel, Kay E. Kuter as Newt Kiley, Tom Fadden as Ben Miller
8	8	"Lisa the Helpmate"	Richard L. Bare	S : Al Schwartz and Lou Huston; T : Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 3, 1965 (1965-11-03)	8
Oliver hasn't received his soil sample analysis yet, so he starts planting anyway. Mother Eunice Douglas still is trying to get Lisa to leave Hooterville. Oliver suggests that Eunice get married again, then she would have someone else's life to run. Meanwhile, Kate wants to know who Uncle Joe is getting dressed up for. Kate finds out Joe is going to call on Eunice. Oliver learns from Hank that his first batch was destroyed in shipping, so he will race over some new soil samples. Joe calls on Eunice and invites her to a poker game at the Elks lodge and then bowling. Eunice is not thrilled with Joe's plans and asks him to leave. Seeing an opportunity to get Oliver to give up farming, Eunice spikes the new soil samples with items from her cosmetics bag. At the State Agricultural College, Oliver asks a student (Jack Bannon) where the soil labs are. Oliver talks to Mr. Webster (Parley Baer), who says he will process Oliver's samples right away. After learning that his soil was contaminated, Oliver decides to move back to New York. Oliver has Sam put an ad in the paper for the farm. Oliver figures out that his mother was to blame for the soil after Hank tells him what was in it. Lisa has a scheme to make Oliver want to continue farming. He's sees through the scheme, but appreciates what Lisa did. To punish Eunice, Oliver makes her go out several times with Joe. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Bea Benaderet as Kate Bradley, Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
9	9	"You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 10, 1965 (1965-11-10)	9
Oliver was listening to the radio waiting for the price of wheat to be announced. Lisa plugs the coffee pot in and the generator goes out. Oliver had assigned every electrical device a number from one to seven in an effort to keep their rickety generator from blowing. Lisa has a hard time grasping the concept. At Sam's store, Fred Ziffel and Ben Miller are trying to decide what they are going to plant. Fred says that when his wife's lumbago acts up, it's a sure sign to plant corn. Ben says that when his wife Emily gets cranky, it's time to plant soy beans. Oliver comes by and wants to order wheat seeds. Oliver says he's relying on statistics provided by the Department of Agriculture. Oliver gets his seed and Hank thinks it was a mistake. After hearing from Hank that the price of wheat had dropped, Oliver decides to plant corn. Lisa visits Doris Ziffel. Doris tells her she made it up that she had lumbago because she didn't want to slop the pigs. Lisa meets Arnold the Pig. Lisa tells Oliver that Doris doesn't have lumbago. What follows is much confusion over what to plant, when everyone keeps changing their minds. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker, Hank Patterson as Fred Ziffel, Tom Fadden as Ben Miller
10	10	"Don't Call Us, We'll Call You"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 17, 1965 (1965-11-17)	10
In New York, Judson Carter Felton (Roland Winters) thinks that Oliver can win a legal case for him. He tries to call Hooterville and talk to Oliver, but has too many problems when he gets Sam and others on the line. Oliver decides to put down some lime to adjust the pH of his soil. Haney comes by and charges Oliver for a phone message he is delivering. Haney says that Felton would like Oliver to call him. Oliver does call Felton, but then there's a problem with the party line when Doris Ziffel gets on. Judson decides to travel to Hooterville instead. Meanwhile, Oliver asks Hank if he has any pull with the Hooterville Phone Company. The next morning, Oliver wakes up to a telephone pole outside his bedroom window. Ed Ferguson (Jerry Hausner), who installed the pole, tells Oliver it's a gift from Sarah, the owner of the phone company. Her son is Hank and she was glad to talk to him again after a fight they had. Oliver learns that there's a phone at the top of the pole. Ed says it will be months before they can hook up the phone inside the house. Judson arrives and tries to talk Oliver into coming to New York to help with the case. Oliver won't leave but will discuss the case with Judson. Lisa makes Judson some breakfast and tries to explain the electrical system. Judson receives a call and has to climb the pole to answer it. Judson can't believe the way Oliver lives now. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
11	11	"Parity Begins at Home"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 24, 1965 (1965-11-24)	11
Newt Kiley and Ben Miller are talking to George Wilkins (Jesse White) and Wally Jenkins (Sam Edwards) from the Conservation and Stabilization Committee in Crabwell Corners. Newt and Ben would like to increase their acreage for growing wheat. George and Wally learn that Oliver bought the Haney farm. Meanwhile, Oliver wants to plant his entire 160 acres (0.65 km²) with wheat. Lisa washes whole pillows and they break apart filling the washing machine with feathers. George and Wally come to the Douglas house. They inform Oliver that he can only plant 8 acres of wheat. If he plants more than that, there will be a penalty. Oliver says it's his land and he will plant what he wants. Oliver holds a Wheat Penalty Protest Meeting at Drucker's store. He gets all the farmers to sign a petition. The next day Hank comes by and suggests that he doesn't send the petition. Oliver says he's already mailed it to Washington D.C. Mr. Bennington (Howard Wendell), at the Agriculture Dept., gets Oliver's letter. Washington informs George and Wally that the wheat penalties were abolished in 1963. They tell Oliver the good news. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker, Tom Fadden as Ben Miller, Kay E. Kuter as Newt Kiley, Walter Baldwin as Grandpappy Miller Note: In the show the names are George Wilkins and Wally Jenkins. However, in the credits their last names are switched, and listed as "George Jenkins" and "Wally Wilkins".
12	12	"Lisa Has a Calf"	Richard L. Bare	T : Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat; S/T : Phil Leslie	December 8, 1965 (1965-12-08)	12
It's storming outside and Oliver has all types of containers around to catch the rain leaking through the roof. Eb comes by and tells Oliver that Eleanor, the cow Oliver bought from Haney, is pregnant. The next morning Oliver finds Eleanor in the kitchen. Lisa brought her in so she wouldn't get wet. Eb is afraid that if Haney finds out about Eleanor, he will claim that the calf belongs to him. Haney comes by and Oliver tries to keep him occupied while Eb hides Eleanor. Lisa, not knowing Oliver is keeping it a secret, lets slip about a pregnancy, but not who. Haney thinks it's Lisa that's due, and this rumor spreads through Hooterville. Eunice Douglas calls Drucker's store and Uncle Joe tells her that Lisa is expecting. Hank comes by and Oliver tells him about Eleanor. Kate Bradley drops by to see how Lisa is doing and leaves quite confused. Eb tells Oliver that he thinks it's time. Mother Douglas arrives and has brought Dr. Fillmore (Stanley Farrar) from New York with her. Eunice gets upset when Oliver tells her that Lisa is in the barn. With Dr. Fillmore's help, Eleanor has her calf. Lisa tells Eunice that they'll name the calf after her. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Bea Benaderet as Kate Bradley, Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
13	13	"The Wedding Anniversary"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 15, 1965 (1965-12-15)	13
It's the Douglases' wedding anniversary. Oliver remembers the date but cannot recall the exact number of years he and Lisa have been married. Lisa shows Eb a picture of her and Oliver in jail. Lisa flashes back to last year's anniversary. Even then Oliver couldn't remember how many years they were married. The trouble started when Oliver found corn borers in his terrace garden and he starts to panic. He calls the Department of Agriculture and speaks to George Bennington (Dave Willock). That conversation gets no results. Oliver then calls Dr. Faber (Vinton Hayworth), who isn't in. Dr. Faber shows up and gets upset when he finds out Oliver called about his corn. Oliver refuses to go to the anniversary party at the Waldorf that his mother has set up. Mother Douglas comes by and when she learns that Oliver won't leave, she starts tossing his "crop" off the balcony. Because of the pots crashing onto the street below, the police come by and arrest Oliver and Lisa. Back in Hooterville, Haney comes by to give Oliver a rubber plant as an anniversary gift. He then proceeds to sell Oliver a pot to put it in. Oliver and Lisa decide to celebrate at the Shady Rest Hotel that night. But Eb tells Oliver that his wheat crop is threatened by sawflies. His angry call to the Agriculture Department lands him and Lisa in jail again. Something the Sheriff says makes Oliver realize he's been married 10 years. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Bea Benaderet as Kate Bradley, Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson
14	14	"What Happened in Scranton?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 22, 1965 (1965-12-22)	14
Oliver is stunned when Lisa can ask Alice the hen for a certain amount of eggs and Alice does it. Eb teaches Oliver how to milk Eleanor the cow. Hank comes by and has a confusing conversation with Oliver about how to fertilize his crop. When she learns from Sam that there isn't one, Lisa decides to bring a little culture and charm to Hooterville by means of a beauty parlor. The local ladies like Lisa's idea. She calls Oliver's mother and asks her to send a hairdresser. Eunice says she'll get Claude (James Millhollin) of the Ritz Plaza to come. Eunice blackmails him with one word: Scranton. Claude arrives at Oliver's farm. He has a little disagreement with Haney about the price for the ride there. Claude at first thought he was only there to do Lisa's hair. He sets up shop on the Cannonball and gives the Hooterville women new hairdos. Charlie asks Floyd how he got talked into letting Claude set up shop on the train. Now, the women refuse to do any farm work because they are too "beautiful". This has all the farmers in the valley come to Lisa and Oliver to complain. Lisa gets them to appreciate their wives. Elvia Allman as Cora Watson. Guy Wilkerson as Lud Watson. Dan White as Man. Minta Durfee as Hooterville Woman. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Smiley Burnette as Charley Pratt, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
15	15	"How to Enlarge a Bedroom"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 29, 1965 (1965-12-29)	15
After persistent pleas and an ultimatum from Lisa, Oliver agrees to have the bedroom enlarged. Oliver calls contractors Alf (Sid Melton) and Ralph Monroe (Mary Grace Canfield). While Oliver goes to get a building permit, Alf and Ralph rip the room apart and begin moving the walls. Buford Wilkins (Pat Buttram), Haney's cousin, comes by to inspect the work so far. Buford happens to be the father of Eb's girlfriend. When Oliver refuses to give Eb the keys to the car so he can take out his girlfriend, Buford disapproves the project and condemns the whole house. Oliver gives Eb the keys and Buford approves the permit. But Buford learns that the project is for a bedroom, and it gets disapproved again because Alf and Ralph are only licensed for hen houses and chicken coops. Oliver is left with an open-air bedroom without a roof and the pole with his phone is gone. Norman Leavitt as Telephone Man. Guest Star from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
16	16	"Give Me Land, Lots of Land"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 5, 1966 (1966-01-05)	16
Alf and Ralph still haven't finished the walls for the bedroom. Lud Watson is putting his farm up for sale. Now that he's collecting Social Security, he and his wife Cora would like to travel a little. Lud tries to talk Oliver into buying the 140 acres (0.57 km²) as it is adjoining his property. It would however not include the farmhouse on it. Oliver wants to talk to Lisa about it. Hank comes by and Oliver asks him about the Watson farm. Oliver doesn't get a straight answer. Lisa is against the idea until she sees the Watson farmhouse and thinks that is their new home. Oliver leaves for New York to arrange the financing. Haney comes by and Lisa tells him they're moving to the Watson's home. He tries to sell her his moving services. In New York, Oliver goes to see his mother. He tries to tell Eunice that Lisa agreed to buy the Watson farm. Thinking it's part of the deal, Lisa sells the Watson's furniture to Mr. Haney. She then has her furniture brought over. Oliver comes back to an empty house. He learns from Eb that Lisa moved everything to the Watson house. Oliver explains to Lisa that they don't own the Watson house. They now need to buy back the Watson's furniture from Haney.
17	17	"I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 19, 1966 (1966-01-19)	17
The Monroe brothers come by the Douglas house early in the morning to continue with the remodeling. Lisa and Oliver are still sleeping. Lisa's attempt at making oatmeal is a failure. Lisa and Oliver see a flare shoot up into the sky. Haney comes by and says there's a fire at Newt Kiley's. Oliver learns about the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department. Lisa thinks Oliver should ask to join, but he thinks they should ask him. At Sam's store, Lisa mentions the fire department. Chief Joe Carson says the only requirement to join is that one must play a musical instrument in their marching band. The reason is that they have more parades than fires. Oliver says he can play some guitar. Joe tells him when the next rehearsal at the Shady Rest is. During rehearsal, Kate tries to show Lisa how to soft boil an egg. Oliver is accepted, given a helmet and put on sky watch duty. The next morning, Oliver has a stiff neck from watching the sky. Hank comes by and tells Oliver about his time on sky watch duty. When he sees a signal that night, Oliver races off to what he thinks is a fire. It turns to be a emergency band rehearsal. Joe takes away Oliver's helmet when he arrives without his guitar. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Bea Benaderet as Kate Bradley, Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
18	18	"Lisa Bakes a Cake"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 26, 1966 (1966-01-26)	18
Sam just finished printing the new Hooterville phone book. Oliver is annoyed when Lisa puts a listing in the phone book: "Oliver Douglas, Attorney at Law". He's afraid he'll be flooded with calls wanting his legal advice and he won't have time for farming. Meanwhile, Lisa is trying to bake a cake. Ralph and Alf want to know if Oliver wants a law office added to the bedroom. Eb tells Oliver he's glad that he's giving up farming to do something he knows how to do. Oliver wants his money back from Haney for the broken down tractor he bought from him. Haney tries to sell him a lawyer desk. Hank comes by the house and tells Oliver that it was a smart move to give up farming to practice law. Hank also mentions how many phone calls he gets. The phone rings and it turns out to be for Hank. After a while, Oliver becomes depressed when nobody calls for his legal services. Oliver is excited when he finally gets a call from potential customer Harry Bleedwell (Hal Smith). Turns out Harry only wants Oliver to put an ad in the Pixley pageant bulletin that he's a lawyer. Harry threatens to sue when he trips over Lisa's 20-pound pound cake. Harry then gets hit in the head by a board that Ralph was carrying. Haney runs his truck into Harry's car. Harry says he's suing them all. Oliver finds various items in Lisa's cake. The episode is out of order. Since Oliver was not a license to practice in state in Hooverville and from the episode of what’s in a name that mixed up the episode. Since Oliver took the state bar exam and passes and is now a full fledge lawyer in this state. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Smiley Burnette as Charley Pratt, Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
19	19	"Sprained Ankle, Country Style"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 2, 1966 (1966-02-02)	19
Oliver and Lisa are sleeping in the barn until their bedroom is done. Alf and Ralph claim to have finished the bedroom, but Oliver is not happy with the results. Oliver falls through the roof and sprains his ankle while putting up a TV antenna. Dr. Barton Stuart (Regis Toomey) says Oliver should stay off he feet for a few days. While Lisa takes care of him, several people from Hooterville stop by to unintentionally annoy him. They all come with food, but eat it themselves as they crowd Oliver off his bed to watch "Frankenstein Meets Mary Poppins" on TV. Oliver winds up out in the barn. Donald Curtis as Curly Robins. Guest Star from Petticoat Junction: Lori Saunders as Bobbie Jo Bradley
20	20	"The Price of Apples"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 9, 1966 (1966-02-09)	20
Oliver is excited because his apple crop is ready to be harvested. Hank comes by and Oliver asks him what the procedure is to market them. Hank tells Oliver that he'll make more on his apple crop if he gets them to market first. Oliver tells Eb to try and get some kids from the high school to help pick the apples. Oliver learns from Sam and Newt that the Crabwell Corners famers reserved all the delivery trucks. Oliver agrees to buy Newt and Fred's apples for $1.75 a bushel. He believes he can get $4.00 a bushel if he can get to the Capitol's market first. Haney tries to sell Oliver his trucking service, but Oliver isn't interested. Some high school kids come by to pick the fruit and Oliver uses their old truck to transport the apples. On the way to the capitol, the truck gets a flat tire. Oliver has to unload all the apples to get to the spare tire. Oliver hears over the radio that the price of apples is starting to drop. Later, a Police Officer (Jack Bannon) stops Oliver. It seems that Oliver left all the apples back where he had the flat tire. The price of apples continues to drop. When the truck needs a head gasket, Lisa's "hotscakes" come to the rescue. Oliver learns that apples are now going for $1.75. Vince Barnett as Gus. Note: The police officer who pulls Oliver over is Hank Kimball's cousin. He rambles just like Hank, and his voice has been dubbed by Alvy Moore. Guest Star from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
21	21	"What's in a Name?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 16, 1966 (1966-02-16)	21
Alf wakes up Oliver and Lisa when he nails up a sign outside advertising bedroom remodeling. Ralph is apparently enamored with Hank Kimball, the county agent. She wants to know if he'll be stopping by today. Ralph tells Lisa she wants to marry Hank. When Alf takes the sign down, he rips a hole in the wall. Hank comes by to talk to Oliver about irrigating his corn. Ralph can't get Hank to notice her. Hank is talking to Oliver about the different methods of irrigation. Lisa and Ralph keep interrupting them. Hank tells Lisa he couldn't go out with a woman with a man's name. Lisa suggests to Ralph that she change her name. Lisa asks Oliver to file court papers to have Ralph's name changed to Sophia. Judge Murdock (Howard Smith) tells Oliver that he is not licensed to practice law in this state. Oliver speaks to Carl Hinkley (Richard Hale) of the State Bar Association in Pixley. Hinkley has never heard of Harvard University, where Oliver graduated. Oliver has a week to study for the exam at the State Capitol. Oliver goes to Sam's store to send a telegram. He wants to get a resume from his old law firm. Oliver studies for the week and winds up passing. Ralph says she given up on Hank and isn't changing her name. She also is dating a guy named Evelyn Bets. The episode is out of order. Since Oliver was not a license to practice in state in Hooverville and from the episode of what’s in a name that mixed up the episode. Since Oliver took the state bar exam and passes and is now a full fledge lawyer in this state. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
22	22	"The Day of Decision"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 23, 1966 (1966-02-23)	22
Lisa agreed to try out the farm for six months. Today is the day she must decide whether her and Oliver will remain on the farm or go back to New York. Oliver flashes back to the first days on the farm and the reactions from Lisa, his Mother Eunice and Mignon the dog. Eb asks Oliver if Lisa has made a decision yet. Oliver recalls him talking Lisa into going. Alf and Ralph argue over what Lisa will decide. Lisa flashes back to when she first saw the kitchen and realizes there is no phone or electricity. Lisa remembers all the times Oliver fell through the roof and the floors. At Drucker's store, Sam and Uncle Joe disagree over what Lisa will decide. Joe recalls when Oliver said he bought the Haney farm and Joe tried to sell Oliver some lousy land. Oliver remembers the lousy products Haney sold him. Lisa decides she wants to go back to the city and Oliver angrily prepares to leave. People come by to say goodbye. Lisa agrees to stay another 6 months after she learns what happens to the animals after they're gone. Oliver gets to keep his farm. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Smiley Burnette as Charley Pratt (archive footage), Rufe Davis as Floyd Smoot (archive footage), Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
23	23	"A Pig in a Poke"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 9, 1966 (1966-03-09)	23
Oliver and Lisa are invited to New York where Oliver is to be guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet. Meanwhile, Sheriff Blake (Emory Parnell) has an order to take Arnold the pig in lieu of a debt that Fred owes Haney. The Ziffels seek Oliver's legal advice. Oliver goes to speak to Haney, but gets nowhere. Arnold is hiding in the Douglas house and Oliver gets stuck under the floor board looking for him. The fire department is called to get him loose. When Oliver and Lisa finally get to New York, they discover Arnold was a stowaway in a large piece of luggage. They bring Arnold to the banquet.
24	24	"The Deputy"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 16, 1966 (1966-03-16)	25
Sam Drucker's going on a two-week vacation to visit his sister. He's having a hard time finding someone to take over his duties as deputy sheriff. Uncle Joe keeps volunteering, but Sam doesn't want him. Sam railroads Oliver into filling in. Oliver tries to give Haney a ticket for not having a license plate. Haney tries to sell Oliver a stuffed alligator. Just then an officer pulls up on a motorcycle. Oliver winds up getting a ticket from Haney's police officer nephew, Heston Haney (Joe Conley), for having out of state plates. Back at home, Oliver shows Lisa his Deputy Badge. A problem arises when Oliver shows Lisa how to use a pair of handcuffs before discovering that he's lost the keys. They look around for the keys. Oliver decides to go back to where he got the ticket from Heston. Things get awkward when he and Lisa try to get in the car. They run into Heston and Oliver tells him he lost the key. They then go back to Sam's store, but he's already gone. Hank comes by and they ask him for his help. Hank has them put the chain of the handcuffs on the railroad track. They are almost run over by the Cannonball. The two try to climb the pole to call the Sheriff, but that doesn't work. Oliver sends Eb to the Sheriff to see if he has the keys, but he doesn't. Eb suggests a hair pin. While Oliver is saying that's a stupid idea, Lisa frees herself. Lisa then attaches the open handcuff to the table leg. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson, Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
25	25	"Double Drick"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 23, 1966 (1966-03-23)	26
Oliver's generator breaks down and he decides to check on the status of his electricity request. It's been 7 months since he applied, so he asks Sam what the hold up is. It turns out that Sam forgot to mail in his application. Oliver decides to deal with the power company in person. Larry Lawlor (Dave Willock) comes by to install the electrical meter. Oliver notices that the meter is running even though the lines have not been put in yet. He calls the power company to have it replaced. Meanwhile, Oliver winds up having to buy various electrical appliances from Haney because a power line pole has to go on Haney's land. Nothing seems to go right as now Oliver has a power pole by the bedroom window. Plus the lines can't be connected to the house because they have to wait 6 months for another meter. Jonathan Hole as Mr. Powers. Guest Star from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
26	26	"The Ballad of Molly Turgiss"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	April 6, 1966 (1966-04-06)	24
Oliver overhears Eb signing a folk song and tells him that he collected and wrote folk songs while he was in college. Eb says that Oliver should write a song about a hundred year old local legend, Molly Turgiss (Renie Riano). The mere mention of her name causes bad things to happen. Lisa tells Oliver that the Ziffels are invited over for dinner. Lisa and Oliver go to Drucker's store to pick up things for dinner. When Oliver mentions Molly Turgiss, the pickle barrel bursts open. Meanwhile, Fred doesn't want to go to dinner because he's worried Oliver will ask about Molly. Fred does wind up going. Oliver sings some folk songs. When Oliver does bring Molly up, the Ziffels leave. Oliver starts to write a song about Molly and he sees her vision in a mirror. Haney comes by and asks Oliver if he's selling the farm, because Oliver's been mentioning "you know who". When Oliver says Molly's name, Haney's truck drives away. Hank Kimball tells Oliver and Lisa about Molly and how ugly she was. People would always avoid her. She left town but said she'd come back one day and haunt anyone that mentioned her name. Lisa feels sorry for Molly and talks to her in the mirror. Lisa offers to give her a make-over if she promises to not do bad things anymore. Oliver sings The Ballad of Molly Turgiss for the Ziffels, Hank and Haney. With Lisa's permission, Molly breaks Oliver's guitar over his head. Guest Star from Petticoat Junction: Frank Cady as Sam Drucker
27	27	"Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	April 27, 1966 (1966-04-27)	28
It's a few days before Oliver's birthday. Oliver is trying to read a book and Lisa keeps asking him questions about the birthday and what he would like. Eb and Oliver are having no luck starting the tractor and Lisa sees this. Lisa goes to buy a tractor and has a confusing conversation with Mr. Johnson (Stuart Erwin), the salesman. Lisa buys the biggest and fanciest tractor she can find. So that Oliver won't see it yet, she has it delivered to the Ziffels' farm with a sign that says "Happy Birthday from a friend". Fred doesn't know who it's from, but drives it over to Oliver to show it off. Oliver thinks Fred bought it because Fred doesn't mention that it was a gift. Oliver tells Lisa that Fred got a new tractor and he's showing it to everyone in the valley. Lisa goes to the Ziffel house to try and explain about the tractor. They are so thankful for it that it becomes impossible for Lisa to straighten things out and get the new tractor back. Later, Doris starts to wonder why Lisa would give Fred a tractor. Doris confronts Oliver and suggests that there is something going on between Lisa and Fred. Oliver figures out what happened and confirms the misunderstanding with Lisa. He then goes to speak with Fred. Fred is so thankful that it's impossible for Oliver to get the tractor back.
28	28	"Send a Boy to College"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	May 4, 1966 (1966-05-04)	27
Lisa tells Oliver that breakfast is ready and she made a surprise. Oliver tries to sneak out of the house, but Lisa catches him. The same thing happens with Eb. The Ziffels come by with Arnold. Arnold is sick and they want Eb to look at him. Oliver discovers that Eb has a way with sick animals. Sam tells Oliver and Lisa that Doc Stuart always said that Eb should've been a veterinarian. Lisa thinks that Oliver should send Eb to college. Oliver asks Hank about some local colleges. Hank recommends County College. Haney arrives at the house driving a 1915 Stutz Bearcat and wearing a raccoon coat. Haney tries to sell Oliver a college kit for Eb. Eb shows Lisa and Oliver his new suit for college. Lisa tries to tell Eb about girls. The next day, Eb leaves for college and Oliver and Lisa already miss him. But, before the day is over, he's back. Eb was rejected because he never graduated from high school.
29	29	"Horse? What Horse?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	May 11, 1966 (1966-05-11)	29
Oliver is repairing a leak in the tractor's pipe, but then the radiator starts leaking. He calls Sam about getting a new radiator. Lisa and Eb believe that Oliver's beginning to crack under the pressure of running the farm. A horse follows Oliver home, but every time he tries to show it to his wife, the horse disappears. Lisa assumes that her husband is imagining things and calls Doc Stuart (George Chandler). Oliver tries to tell Doc Stuart that there is nothing wrong with him, but the Doctor isn't too sure. Lisa's attempt to slip Oliver a sedative backfires. It results in her falling asleep just when Oliver sees a zebra in the window. When he looks again, the zebra is gone. Mr. Sanders (Jerry Hausner) explains to Haney that his circus truck over turned and some of his animals got away. Haney manages to con some money out of Sanders. Mr. Sanders asks Haney to help him catch his animals. Oliver then sees a camel. Lisa tells Hank that Oliver has been seeing animals. While talking to Oliver, Hank sees a chimp which then disappears. Oliver thinks Hank is being condescending. Haney comes by and explains what's going on. Oliver is happy he's not going crazy, but is then knocked down by a boxing kangaroo.
30	30	"The Rains Came"	Richard L. Bare	S : Howard Merrill and Stan Dreben; T : Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	May 18, 1966 (1966-05-18)	31
Oliver, Lisa and Eb arrive in court. Mr. Haney is sueing Oliver for non-payment of a vital contract. Oliver meets Haney's lawyer, Diller Fangworth (J. Pat O'Malley). The Bailiff (Ray Kellogg) announces Judge Clemens (Howard Smith). There was a 90 day drought in Hooterville. Oliver apparently agreed to pay Haney $350 if he could bring some relief. When the rains eventually arrived, Oliver refused to pay because he said Haney didn't cause the rain. Oliver claims it was Lisa that caused it to rain. Eb is on the stand and he recalls a day when Lisa was talking to her sunflower, Rudolph. She believes that if one waters a sunflower every day, it will grant you a wish. Oliver, desperate for rain, water's Rudolph. The next witness is Hank, who is no help. After a recess, Haney is on the stand. Haney recalls how he told Oliver that for $100 his Native American friend Chief Thundercloud (Robert Strauss) can make it rain. Oliver turns them down. After several more dry days, Oliver agrees to pay $350 if Thundercloud makes it rain. The Chief is unsuccessful and Oliver kicks them out. Thundercloud recalls how he then asked Lisa for a job and he wound up washing Oliver's car. It starts to storm and rain. Oliver claims that it was the act of washing his car that caused it to rain, since every time you wash a car it rains. Judge Clemens dismisses the case because neither act could really cause the rain.
31	31	"Culture"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	May 25, 1966 (1966-05-25)	30
The Every-Other-Wednesday-Afternoon-Discussion-Club is having a meeting at the Douglas house. Oliver gets upset that Eb is babysitting Emory Durkin (Buddy Foster), Horace Milford and Arnold the pig instead of working. Then Oliver finds out that Ralph is reading the minutes of the meeting instead of fixing his closet door with Alf. The Club decides that Hooterville needs a little "culture" in the form of a symphony orchestra. Oliver thinks the women are "nuts" for considering such a silly idea. Oliver tries to explain to Lisa how many people are needed for an orchestra. He says that a small town like Hooterville should have band concerts in the park. Oliver imagines it being a hundred years ago and he and Lisa are listening to an old time band. Lisa brings in a New York conductor friend named Sir Geoffrey (Reginald Gardiner). Oliver tries to warn Sir Geoffrey about the talent in town. Oliver doesn't want to go to the first rehearsal, but Lisa talks him into it. Sir Geoffrey is a little surprised when he learns that the town's only musicians are The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band. Haney arrives and tries to sell Sir Geoffrey new conductor batons. Eb is confused by the paper with black dots on it. He is told that's the music. Oliver keeps telling Sir Geoffrey that he should left town. When Sir Geoffrey starts the rehearsal, he learns that the band only knows one song. Virginia Sale as Selma Plout.
32	32	"Uncle Ollie"	Richard L. Bare	Dick Chevillat & Elon Packard	June 1, 1966 (1966-06-01)	32
Oliver is building a fireplace in the bedroom. He runs out of mortar, so he uses some of Lisa's hotcake batter. Eb comes in through the closet and the closet door falls down. This causes the fireplace to fall apart. Eb gives Oliver a letter from his sister Cynthia saying that his nephew Charles is coming for a visit. Chuck arrives on a motorcycle, has long hair and speaks "hip lingo". Chuck is to share Eb's room in the barn. Chuck is surprised at how early everyone gets up. Oliver tells him this is a farm and he insists that Chuck help with the chores, but Chuck has no interest in work. Eb starts to like Chuck's way of life. Chuck soon learns that there is no "action" in Hooterville. Hank comes by and Oliver is working on his tractor. They have a confusing conversation about Chuck. Chuck is excellent with motors and proceeds to "soup up" the tractor. Oliver winds up getting a speeding ticket for going 80 mph. The Officer (Jack Perkins) takes Oliver to see Judge Murdock. Oliver is fined $25. Haney comes by and tries to charge Oliver for damage he claims Oliver did when he raced by Haney's place. Haney's truck won't start. Chuck repairs Haney's truck with the engine out of Oliver's car. Oliver and Haney get more speeding tickets. Oliver is thrilled when Chuck says he's leaving.

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original release date	Prod. code
33	1	"Wings Over Hooterville"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 14, 1966 (1966-09-14)	33
Oliver wants to enter some of his corn in the Annual Hooterville Corn Festival. Eb discovers something eating the corn plants. At Sam's store, the men want Oliver to be the grand marshall of the Veterans Parade to Crabwell Corners. Lisa tells the men about the first time she and Oliver met. Oliver had to bail out of his plane after his engine failed during a mission in World War II. Lisa was working for the Hungarian Underground when her and Janos (Oscar Beregi) found him hanging in a tree. Lisa has a sexy way of stopping a German tank and Janos then blows it up. Lisa keeps mentioning marriage to Oliver. Back to the present and Eb shows up at Sam's store. Eb shows Oliver an eaten up leaf from the corn. Hank holds a meeting and identifies the insect as the dreaded "Bing Bug". Hank suggests burning the crops. The idea of crop dusting comes up and everyone volunteers Oliver to do the flying. Oliver goes to where the plane is and finds that Haney has bought it. Oliver takes the plane up and winds up falling out of it. Lisa finds him hanging in a tree again. The plane crashes into Oliver's corn crops and burns two acres. The smoke gets rid of the Bing Bugs.
34	2	"Water, Water Everywhere"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 21, 1966 (1966-09-21)	35
After his well dries up, Mr. Haney has Willie the Well-Witcher (Percy Helton) find a new spot to dig a well. Once Haney is connected to the water, the Douglases lose theirs. Oliver hires Willie to find a new well for him. When Oliver's water is hooked up, the Ziffles' water dries up. After a few more rounds of this, Oliver calls a town meeting. Oliver suggests that the town build a community reservoir. Hank does a survey and says that the best place for the reservoir would be the Douglas farm. Oliver then suggests that the town run a pipe from the Pixley reservoir. When the pump is switched on, the whole valley loses their electricity.
35	3	"I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier"	Richard L. Bare	S : Elon Packard and Norman Hudis; T : Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 28, 1966 (1966-09-28)	37
Oliver and Lisa agree to "pig sit" Arnold while the Ziffels enjoy a second honeymoon at Niagara Falls. Arnold receives a draft notice ordering him to report for his physical. Oliver says it's a mistake and they should ignore it. Mr. Grimes (Ray Teal) and Mr. Collins (Lester Dorr) from the Selective Service Board arrive and tell Lisa Arnold must show up. Oliver brings Arnold to the draft board, but the Sergeant (Tom D'Andrea) doesn't believe the pig is Arnold. The FBI comes to the Douglas house with a warrant for Arnold. Oliver keeps trying to explain that Arnold is a pig. The FBI men throw Oliver in jail. Oliver finally gets them to understand. Ralph Monroe then receives a draft notice. John Stephenson as Man #1. James Seay as Man #2.
36	4	"How to See South America By Bus"	Richard L. Bare	S : Walter Black; T : Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 5, 1966 (1966-10-05)	36
Oliver tells Lisa that a farmer named Collins wants to talk to him about a legal matter. They both assume Collins is a man. Lisa meets Amy Collins (Dianne Foster), the lovely young female farmer. Lisa won't tell Amy that Oliver is out in his corn field. Amy goes and finds Oliver. Oliver meets Amy and agrees to come over to her farm and help her. Amy is apparently a very knowledgeable farmer. When Oliver tells Lisa he's going to Amy's farm, he can tell she's a little jealous. Oliver spends the day looking over Amy's farm. They get back to her house and Oliver realizes they didn't discuss the legal matter. It's dinner time and Oliver says he should head home. It's turns out Amy is also a good cook and Oliver decides to stay. Lisa becomes jealous of the time the two spent together. Oliver invites Amy over for dinner to discuss farming. Lisa asks Hank to teach her about farming. Amy arrives for dinner and Lisa starts reciting some farm facts. Lisa has a little too much champagne. The next morning, Lisa wakes up with a slight hangover and Oliver left a note saying he's at Amy's. Lisa and Eb go to Sam's store. Lisa overhears Mrs. Ziffel describe the plot on her favorite soap opera to Sadie Prentiss. Lisa now believes that Oliver and Amy are going to run off to South America together. Oliver speaks to Mrs. Ziffel, figures out the misunderstanding and explains it to Lisa. Note: Similar to the plot of the 1947 film The Egg and I (Film))^[1]
37	5	"The Ugly Duckling"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 19, 1966 (1966-10-19)	34
Lisa and Oliver wake up to find Haney attempting to disconnect their phone up on the pole. Oliver refuses to pay the bill until the phone company runs the phone line into the house. Oliver learns that Lisa made a lot of phone calls to places in Europe. Ralph is devastated that Hank Kimball stood her up on yet another date. She asks Lisa to make her more feminine. Roy Trendell (Robert Foulk), from the phone company, comes by. There's a confusing conversation about Ralph trying on dresses. Oliver then shows Trendell where the phone in the house is. Lisa says she will need a couple days to work on Ralph and she will be staying at the house. This means that Oliver is forced to sleep in the barn with Eb. The first night sleeping with Eb doesn't go well. The next night isn't any better as Oliver falls out of the loft in the barn. Oliver has had enough and decides to invite Hank over for dinner. Tom Blackwell (Dave Willock) comes to run the phone line and Lisa invites him to dinner as well. Lisa wants to pretend Tom is Ralph's boyfriend to make Hank jealous. That night at dinner, Lisa mentions engagements and both men leave in a hurry. Oliver learns that Blackwell was going to connect the phone and goes chasing after him.
38	6	"One of Our Assemblymen is Missing"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 26, 1966 (1966-10-26)	38
Eb, Lisa and some people in town lament that Oliver doesn't seem to fly off the handle anymore. Oliver goes to Sam's store to get something for Lisa. The men there try to get Oliver worked up, with no luck. Oliver receives a tax bill for $12.03 from the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax Bureau. No one in Hooterville knows what the tax is for, but they've always paid it. Oliver gets riled up and delivers a speech about not paying the tax and that farmers are the backbone of the country. Back at home, Hank comes by and Oliver asks him what the tax is for. Hank is no help. Oliver can't contact the State Farm Bureau, so he wants to reach his assemblyman but doesn't know who he is. He learns Hooterville hasn't held an election for an assemblyman since 1922. Oliver decides to go talk to the Governor (Roy Roberts). Haney comes by and tries to sell some state souvenirs to Oliver. Oliver and Lisa travel to the state capital and wind up in a tiny hotel room. Oliver can't get in to see the Governor. Lisa makes a call and gets him an appointment. Oliver gets the Governor to agree to refund all the tax money the people of Hooterville paid for the last 40 years. The Governor then sends a 3 million dollar bill to Hooterville for all the work the state has done around the town. Mary Treen as Telephone Operator.
39	7	"The Good Old Days"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 2, 1966 (1966-11-02)	39
Oliver tells Lisa about book he's reading on farm life in 1887. He would like her to have a greater appreciation of being a farm wife. The story goes that poor farmer Gus Thompson (Eddie Albert) sends for Gladys to be his wife. His friend Olaf Simpson (Peter Whitney) has sent for Greta. The stagecoach arrives with Greta but not Gladys. Etta Thompson (Eva Gabor), Greta's cousin, is on the coach and tells Gus that Gladys is married. Etta is supposed to take Gladys' place. At first Gus says no, but then he marries Etta. Gus and Etta cleared the land and start a farm from scratch. Prentiss the Peddler (Pat Buttram) tries to sell Gus a lot of stuff. Gus does wind up having to buy Etta a dress. Olaf invites Gus and Etta over for a square dance. Olaf and Gus get into a fight. Etta eventually has 7 children and their farm grew larger. One day the river overflowed and flooded Gus' farm. Gus, Jr. (Tom Lester) says that he and the other children are going to the big city. Etta tells Gus they will start over. Etta has 15 more children and the years passed. Etta tells Gus she's glad they got married. After Oliver is finished telling the story, Lisa says she's still not cut out to be a farm wife.
40	8	"Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 9, 1966 (1966-11-09)	40
Eb sees Betty Jo Bradley at Druckers store and is suddenly smitten with her. Thinking of Oliver as a father, Eb asks him for some advice on romance. Oliver recalls the first time he asked Lisa for a date. They were aboard a ship, where Oliver was playing in the band. Eb asks Betty Jo for a date on Saturday night and she says yes. Eb doesn't know where to take her. Lisa tells him to let Betty Jo pick a place. Oliver recalls letting Lisa pick a restaurant and it wound up costing him a fortune. Among other things, every time he said the word champagne, they opened a new bottle. Eb tries to follow Oliver's advice, but he messes things up and Betty Jo cancels their date. Oliver reluctantly goes to explain things to Betty Jo. Bobbie Jo thinks that Oliver is asking Betty Jo for a date. The date is back on and they're to go to a dance. Eb says he can't dance and Oliver is forced to teach him. Eb fantasizes that he's dancing with Betty Jo and they wind up dancing professionally. Oliver gives Eb some roses to give to Betty Jo. What should have been a nice gesture, ruins Eb's date because Betty Jo is allergic to roses. Maurice Marsac as Headwaiter. Joyce Nizzari as Cigarette Girl. Guest Stars from Petticoat Junction: Linda Kaye as Betty Jo Bradley, Lori Saunders as Bobbie Jo Bradley
41	9	"The Hooterville Image"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 16, 1966 (1966-11-16)	41
Oliver is excited when he thinks that Lisa is ironing his shirts. It was actually Eb that did it. Ralph and Alf come by and Ralph says how good looking Oliver is in his suit. Oliver is going out to do some farm work in his suit. The farmers of Hooterville Valley fear that Oliver is ruining their image by continuing to wear a suit and tie when he does his chores. Fred says they need to show Oliver how ridiculous he looks when farming in city clothes. Meanwhile, Ralph and Alf fix Oliver's closet door so it doesn't fall off. But now the door won't open at all. Oliver now notices that all the farmers, Floyd and Charlie are dressed in suits. Oliver complains to Lisa that everyone is making fun of him. The Monroe brothers work on the closet door and now it falls off again. Hank has a confusing conversation with Oliver about the way he dresses. Oliver agrees to wear overalls. Lisa has ordered some overalls for Oliver from her dressmaker. They cost $150 and are made with Italian silk, real fur and gold buttons. Lisa makes him try the overalls on and Oliver thinks he looks ridiculous. Some of the men see Oliver in the overalls and think he's making fun of them. Oliver buys a real pair of overalls. The other farmers have to keep wearing the suits because their wives burned their overalls. The farmers insist Oliver start wearing his suit again..
42	10	"You Ought to Be in Pictures"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 23, 1966 (1966-11-23)	42
Oliver is to give an acceptance speech to the Chamber of Commerce. At the meeting, the members discuss how to bring outside money to Hooterville. Haney tries to sell Oliver some Chamber of Commerce paraphernalia. They vote to invite a Hollywood picture company to film a movie in the Valley. Oliver has written to Washington seeking advice on growing his crops. James Stuart (Bernie Kopell), from the Agricultural Department, wants to do a film about city people buying a farm and their chance of failure. Mr. Melvin (Byron Foulger), having read Oliver's letter, suggests to James that he call Oliver. James has a very confusing call with people at Drucker's store. They think he's movie actor "Jimmy Stewart" and they all will be in a movie. Hank has a confusing conversation with Oliver about the letter he wrote to Washington. Hank also mentions that many of the locals have enrolled in Haney's acting school. Oliver interrupts Haney's class and tells them they're crazy if they think they will be actors. Mr. Stuart arrives and asks where he can find Oliver. The towns folk learn that he wants to make a documentary film about Oliver's farm. They find out there will be no Hollywood film. Mr. Stuart returns to Washington with a film that didn't turn out as expected.
43	11	"A Home Isn't Built in a Day"	Richard L. Bare	Dick Chevillat & Elon Packard and Jay Sommers	November 30, 1966 (1966-11-30)	43
Tired of living in a dump, Lisa threatens to leave Oliver unless he completely renovates their farmhouse. Oliver fires the Monroe brothers. Haney tries to sell Sam some chicken foot backscratchers. Oliver asks Sam if he knows of any architects. Sam recommends Dillwell Pinkley (Richard Erdman), from Pixley. Haney tells Oliver to not make any changes to that historical building. Oliver brings Dillwell to the house. They have a confusing conversation with Lisa and Hank. Dillwell draws up some really nice sketches. There is a little question about the price, but that gets rectified. The morning the work is to start, contractor Eli Boone and his men are there, but not working. They won't cross the Monroes' picket line. It turns out that Eli is Alf and Ralph's uncle. Oliver works things out and Eli will come back the next day. The next morning Eli again isn't working. Haney serves Oliver an injunction to stop working on the historical landmark. Eli is Haney's cousin. Oliver's house is the birthplace of famous Hootervillian Rutherford B. Skrug. Lisa will put up with the way the house is for now.
44	12	"A Square is Not Round"	Richard L. Bare	Elroy Schwartz	December 14, 1966 (1966-12-14)	44
A chicken mystery develops on the Douglas farm when Lisa reveals that one of the hens is laying square eggs. Amid that, Oliver can't figure out why the toaster now operates by the sound of saying "five". Oliver mentions his toaster issue to the boys at Drucker's. They say he has an old model, the new models work when you say "eight". Eb plays a practical joke on Oliver by saying that Eleanore the cow is giving different flavors of milk. Oliver tries to figure out which chicken is laying the square egg by putting them in separate cages. Hank comes by and Oliver tells him about the square eggs. Hank tells Oliver that a Mr. Moody (James Westerfield) has been trying to breed a chicken that lays square eggs. Hearing that the square egg laying chicken may be valuable, Haney tries to buy back the chickens from Oliver. He then offers Oliver his chicken watching service. Mr. Moody comes by and Oliver sells his chickens to him for a large amount of money. Lisa is sad that Oliver sold her friends. Several days later, Moody brings the chickens back saying none of them laid a square egg. Moody thinks that Oliver played a trick on him. After he leaves, one of them lays a square egg. The next morning, the mystery is solved. Oliver dreamed the whole thing.
45	13	"An Old-fashioned Christmas"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers and Buddy Atkinson	December 21, 1966 (1966-12-21)	46
Flashing back 7 years in New York, Oliver has a hard time getting a live tree for Christmas. Back in modern day Hooterville, Oliver is determined to have an old-fashioned Christmas. He finds a tree he wants to cut down. Lisa mentions how warm it is and that it's probably snowing in New York. Meanwhile, Haney tries to sell Oliver a transistor radio necktie. Haney informs Oliver that chopping trees down is prohibited by the state forest conservation law. When Oliver says he doesn't believe it, Haney tells him to ask Sam. Sam is showing Fred the artificial tree he is now selling. Fred says he liked the aluminum trees he used to sell. Oliver comes by. The trees Sam now sells squirt "genuine spruce spray" from the top. They also ooze fake sap. Sam's also selling wax popcorn strands and fiberglass candy canes. Sam tells Oliver to ask Hank about chopping down his own tree. After some confusion, Oliver gets a permit from Hank to chop down a tree. Doris tells Fred that she thinks Oliver is right about having an old fashioned Christmas. Some of the neighbors come by to see Oliver's real Christmas tree. They intend to stay and listen to Oliver sing some songs. But they all leave when they see Lisa's "hotscake fruitscake". Oliver looks out the window and it's snowing. Lisa had Haney toss soap flakes off the roof. Vince Barnett as Harry.
46	14	"Never Trust a Little Old Lady"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat & Al Schwartz	December 28, 1966 (1966-12-28)	48
Oliver learns that most of the community relies on the TV newscast's Mildred, a little old lady who steps out of a tiny dollhouse with or without an umbrella, to show if it will rain. There is also a little old man who sometimes comes out. It's tomato planting season and Oliver cannot find an accurate means of predicting the weather. This time Mildred came out with the umbrella and everyone at Drucker's store is preparing for heavy rain. Oliver doesn't believe it as there's not a cloud in the sky. Eb tells Oliver that Walter, the singing radio weatherman, predicted a drought. Oliver wants to get to Pixley to get his tomato plants. Charley thinks it's going to rain and Floyd thinks there'll be a drought. Oliver starts to plant his tomatoes. Haney comes by and wants Oliver to invest in an automatic tomato planter. Oliver has a dream where Lisa is the little old lady and he is the old man. Hooterville suffers the coldest night of the year and there is frost on the ground. Oliver takes all of his tomato plants out of the ground and brings them inside. Hank brings Oliver a weather almanac. Oliver contacts the Weather Bureau in Washington which predicts warm days and nights. Everyone replants their crops. That night there is another frost. Lisa's Crepe Suzettes save the crops from the cold. Jack Bailey as Announcer.
47	15	"School Days"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 4, 1967 (1967-01-04)	49
Lisa is trying to make homemade bread. Things are not going well and Oliver wonders when she's going to learn how to cook. Oliver wants Lisa to enroll at the Hooterville High School to take a class in domestic science. Lisa speaks with Principal Russell (George Ives) and enrolls in several classes. At her first day in class, Lisa constantly interrupts teacher Mrs. Hockmeister (Sarah Selby). Principal Russell tells Oliver that Lisa is a disruptive influence. Oliver tells Lisa to behave in class and she informs him that he will be part of the students car pool. Oliver is brought back to the Principal's office after Lisa blows up the chemistry lab. Russell suggests that Oliver take Lisa out of school. Lisa disrupts Mr. Dillman's (Walker Edmiston) history class with her own version of Hungary's past. Oliver once again has to see Russell. Lisa takes Tom Blackwell's (Dave Willock) Driver's Education Course. After some confusion, Lisa drives into the girl's shower room. Oliver talks to Principal Russell again and learns Lisa has been expelled. Lisa shows Oliver the cheerleader routine she was going to do had she not been kicked out of school. Charles Briles as Boy #1.
48	16	"His Honor"	Richard L. Bare	Dick Chevillat & Al Schwartz	January 11, 1967 (1967-01-11)	47
Eb is having problems with the tractor again. He and Oliver find out that Lisa took a part out of the tractor to help her make a new breakfast,"Hots Kabobs". Meanwhile, no one wants to volunteer to be a livestock judge at the annual fair. Oliver misunderstands when Sam asks him to be the judge. The Douglases travel to New York so Oliver can get some judging advice from Judge Crandell (Grandon Rhodes). In New York, Mother Douglas barely says hello to Oliver. She immediately wants to go shopping with Lisa. Oliver tells Eunice his good news. Back in Hooterville, Roy Trendell is upset that Oliver was made livestock judge, the position he held. Sam apologizes as they thought Roy wasn't interested. Roy tells Sam to call Oliver and make him the apple judge. Lisa received the telephone message and Oliver thinks he's being appointed an appellate judge. Oliver doesn't get much help from Judge Crandell. Lisa bought a robe and wig for Oliver. Back at home, Oliver gets a ticket for speeding, which Lisa tears up. Oliver tells Judge Wilkins (Stanley Farrar) that Sam appointed him an appellate judge. Wilkins calls Sam and Sam has Hank go to Oliver to clear up the misunderstanding. After some confusion, Hank tells Oliver he is just an apple judge. At the fair, the other judges show up in robes, so Oliver wears his. Bobs Watson as Bell Hop.
49	17	"It's So Peaceful in the Country"	Richard L. Bare	David Braverman and Bob Marcus	January 18, 1967 (1967-01-18)	45
Lisa is visiting Mother Eunice Douglas in New York because she isn't feeling well. Dr. Faber (Vinton Hayworth) says Eunice needs complete rest and should go somewhere quiet. Lisa calls Oliver to tell him his mother is coming for a visit. There is some confusion because of the party line. Eunice comes to Hooterville and Lisa and Oliver give her their room. Oliver and Lisa will stay in Eb's room. That night everyone is awakened by Eb driving the noisy tractor coming back from a date. Then Eunice has to climb the pole to answer the phone and she falls off. In the morning, Ralph and Alf wake Eunice up. The next night, thinking it will be quieter, they put Eunice in Eb's room in the barn. Oliver discovers four Native Americans who have set up a camp on his farm. Chief Yellow Horse (J. Carrol Naish) tells Oliver that Haney let them come there every year to do their bear dance. Hank comes by and he has a confusing conversation with Oliver about the Natives. Yellow Horse has taken a fancy to Eunice. He sends his Medicine Man to help make her feel better, which doesn't work. Haney capitalizes on the Sioux event and offers tours through the Douglas' home. Yellow Horse tells Oliver they will leave if Eunice can go with them. With the help of Lisa's hotcakes, the Sioux leave.
50	18	"Exodus to Bleedswell"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 25, 1967 (1967-01-25)	50
Haney informs Oliver that many of the residents of Hooterville are moving to Bleedswell for jobs at the new defense plant. Alf, Ralph and Eb are interested in going. The Ziffel's are going as well. Lisa is sad that all her friends are leaving. She asks Oliver why they can't have a defense plant in town. Oliver speaks to Sam, who then calls a town council meeting. They vote to reopen an old airplane factory in town and make Oliver president. Roy Trendell thinks he should be president. Sam and Roy tell Oliver they have a contract with the Army that was signed in World War 1. General Sloat (Herbert Rudley) of the Air Force receives a letter from Hooterville about making the planes. Sloat says the letter must be from some nut. Oliver visits the factory in an old barn. To get in, he has to buy a badge from Haney. Alf and Ralph got plans for the plane from a model airplane kit. Needing money for nails and wood, they write another letter to Sloat. Sloat asks Mr. Travis (Damian O'Flynn), from the Attorney Generals office, if the contract is still valid and finds out it is. Sloat travels to Hooterville to reason with them. Sloat tells Oliver he is to test fly the first plane. Lisa christens the plane and it falls apart.
51	19	"It's Human to be Humane"	Richard L. Bare	Sam Locke and Joel Rapp	February 1, 1967 (1967-02-01)	51
Lisa gets her hand stuck in the dishwasher. While Oliver is trying to get her hand out, Lisa complains that he never talks to her anymore. Lisa gets her hand out, but then Oliver gets stuck. Oliver figures out that they made a profit of $16.42 in their first year on the farm. Lisa keeps complaining that she has nothing to do and no one to talk to. Oliver tells her to get a hobby. Oliver goes to Sam's to buy a bolt for his tractor. Sam suggests several things he could buy for Lisa so she doesn't get bored. After Oliver speaks with Doris Ziffel, Lisa becomes the head of the "Hooterville Human Humane Committee." First she tells Newt Kiley that selling chicken eggs is off limits. Then duck hunting and setting mouse traps is forbidden. Soon, the Douglas' house is full of animals. The locals quickly tire of Lisa's animal protection demands. Hank comes by with a petition to run Lisa out of town. Oliver tells Hank that he'll think of something. Lisa agrees to resign when Oliver comes by with a mink coat.
52	20	"Never Take Your Wife to a Convention"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 8, 1967 (1967-02-08)	52
Oliver is surprised that no one from Hooterville is being sent to the State Farming convention. When he finds out it's just a matter of money, Oliver decides he will go. Oliver and Lisa have a hard time checking into the hotel. While there, Oliver runs into Wanda (Barbara Nichols), who he met long ago at the Boston Follies. They then meet Wanda's husband Charlie (Jesse White). Lisa remembers Charlie because his father was Lisa's mother's bootlegger. Charlie worked for his uncle, a bookie, but is now a farmer. The more Charlie talks about his farm, the more Oliver's convinced that his criminal days are not in the past. Oliver comes home having seen none of the convention as Charlie and Wanda keep them out partying the whole time. Oliver tells Eb to not bother him as he wants to sleep for 3 days. Charlie and Wanda make a surprise visit. Charlie can't believe Oliver's farmhouse. Wanda gives Lisa a fur coat and some jewelry. Charlie wants to help Oliver and gets him a new tractor and other items. Oliver wants to send everything back. Oliver later learns from Sam that all his gifts have been reported stolen. The Pixley bank was robbed and Lisa finds a bag of money. Oliver has to convince the sheriff that he didn't steal all these items. George N. Neise as Clerk. Murray Alper as Louie. Phil Gordon as Bellboy.
53	21	"The Computer Age"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 15, 1967 (1967-02-15)	54
Some of the men are at Sam's store discussing how computers will eventually run the farms. Oliver believes it could happen. Meanwhile, Alf and Ralph fix the falling closet door by attaching it to the frame. Now, the whole closet and door move together. Ralph wants to go to a computer dating service to meet a husband. Oliver thinks it's a great idea and gives her the money for it. Lisa thinks that nothing works as well as romance. Lisa bets Oliver that if they went to the computer service, they wouldn't be paired together. They go to see Mr. Blisswell (Francis DeSales) at the dating service. Oliver explains the reason they are there. The computer doesn't match them up. Oliver asks Blisswell to try again, but the results are the same. Lisa now won't let Oliver in their bedroom. Haney offers Oliver an apologizing service. Lisa and Oliver make up. A man named George comes by and says he was paired up with Lisa. When Oliver kicks George out, George punches him in the nose. Ralph is paired up with Oliver.
54	22	"Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 22, 1967 (1967-02-22)	53
Oliver goes to Sam's to pick up his mail. He receives an official-looking letter from Washington, D.C. He opens it, but won't tell any of the men there what the letter says. After he leaves, Haney says he must be a tax dodger. Oliver tells Lisa that he's been offered a senior partner job at Brad Wingate's law firm. Oliver now has to choose between being a farmer or a lawyer. Lisa talks to Doris Ziffel about their possible move. In an effort to keep the Douglas' in town, the town's people try and find legal cases for Oliver. Oliver is touched that the people want him to stay. But then the people think that Oliver gave up the big job because he is a counterfeiter and bootlegger. After hearing Oliver got a call from Washington, Hank thinks he's with the C.I.A. Some of the men come by and Oliver plays along that he's a spy.
55	23	"The Beverly Hillbillies"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 1, 1967 (1967-03-01)	55
The Hooterville Community Players are going to put on a production to raise money for a clubhouse. They decide to do a show of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Meanwhile, Eb sprains his ankle riding a scooter. When some of the cast takes ill, the Douglas's become stars in the show. After Eb "punches up" a script from the series, Hank Kimball plays Jed Clampett, Oliver appears as Jethro, and Lisa portrays Granny with a combination Hungarian/southern accent. During a dress rehearsal, Oliver breaks his toe. Now he and Eb are laid up in the same bed. Harry Antrim as Doc Wilson.
56	24	"Lisa's Vegetable Garden"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 8, 1967 (1967-03-08)	56
Instead of buying vegetables, Oliver thinks a farm wife should grow her own. Lisa agrees to start a garden. Meanwhile, Oliver's tractor falls apart again. Eb wonders who he'll have to help with their farming, Lisa or Oliver. Oliver says he doubts Lisa will really start the garden. Lisa goes to Hank for help growing vegetables and he gives her several useless pamphlets. Oliver helps Lisa figure out how much land she'll need for the garden. Oliver thinks he has the tractor fixed, but it just falls apart again. He goes to some of the other farmers hoping to borrow one of theirs. No one has a tractor to spare. Oliver buys a plow horse from Haney. Things don't go well with the horse. Lisa drives by with a brand new tractor. She hires Alf and Ralph as her housekeepers. Lisa then buys $900 worth of farm supplies from Sam. Oliver tells her not to spend any more money and return everything she bought. After 6 weeks, she shows Oliver a barren field. She tells him, because he told her to not spend any more money, she didn't buy any seeds.
57	25	"The Saucer Season"	Richard L. Bare	T : Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat; S/T : Sam Locke & Joel Rapp	March 15, 1967 (1967-03-15)	57
Lisa brings Oliver everything for a picnic lunch except the food. Hank comes by and tells a skeptical Oliver about flying saucer sightings in the area. Eb claims he saw a flying saucer. That night Lisa and Oliver are woken up by Eb talking outside. Eb tells Oliver there was another flying saucer and he was talking to the little green men. The next morning, Oliver tells Eb he must have been dreaming. Eb still maintains he saw the saucer and he even tells Oliver some of the alien words. Lisa tells Sam what Eb claims he saw. Sam prints the story in the local paper. Haney agrees to be Eb's agent. Haney also brings a bunch of tourists to the Douglas house. Oliver kicks them out. Haney now has a lot of alien souvenirs unsold. Oliver now has to worry about the crowds trampling his crops. Oliver is then frightened when he sees a little man in a space suit and ray gun. It turns out to just be a little boy (Buddy Foster). Lieutenant Bennett (Bob Hastings), from the Air Force, comes by to speak with Eb. Bennett has a confusing conversation with Eb and leaves. Dan White as Man. Sam Riddle as Radio Announcer.
58	26	"Getting Even With Haney"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 22, 1967 (1967-03-22)	59
Doris is at the Douglas house doing her laundry. Fred comes by and Doris says she's tired of beating their laundry on a rock in the creek. Haney sends a giant statue to Oliver claiming Oliver ordered it. Oliver returns it and tells Haney one day he'll go too far and Oliver will get him. Fred buys a Grabwell washing machine from Haney. The machine goes crazy, spraying water and clothes everywhere, before chasing the Ziffels out their front door. The inside of the Ziffel house is destroyed. Oliver has his "day in court" with Haney, as he represents the Ziffels. But first they have to find a judge that's not related to Haney or his lawyer. Oliver wins the case and Haney owes the Ziffels $250. Something Lisa does helps Haney raise the money. Things get worse when Oliver sends Lisa to rectify the situation. Grandon Rhodes as Judge Jones. Louise Lorimer as Lady Judge. Nolan Leary as Judge Smith.
59	27	"Kimball Gets Fired"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 29, 1967 (1967-03-29)	60
Hank tells Oliver that he has a new chief named Mr. Treffinger (Parley Baer) who fired him. Oliver has a confusing conversation with Lisa about Hank being fired. Ralph is distraught when she learns her beloved "Hankie" was fired. Now Hank can't afford to get married. Lisa and Ralph want Oliver to go talk to Treffinger, but he won't do it. Lisa goes to speak with Treffinger. They have a confusing conversation about Hank getting his job back. Treffinger tells her he has already hired someone else. New County Agent Harvey Schmidlapp (David Ketchum) pays a visit to Oliver and insults his farm and crops. Turns out Harvey's rude and insulting to all the farmers in the valley. Everyone wants Hank back. Oliver brings a petition to Treffinger demanding Hank is hired back, but Treffinger turns him down. Oliver schemes to scare Harvey away by fixing him up with Ralph. Ralph flirts with Harvey and he winds up quitting. Sam tells Oliver that Hank's been in a bar in Pixley since he was fired. Oliver and Lisa find that Hank is actually the bartender. Hank doesn't want his old job back because he'd then earn enough money to get married. Oliver finds a way for him to come back.
60	28	"The Vulgar Ring Story"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	April 12, 1967 (1967-04-12)	58
Lisa loses her ring and thinks it went down the kitchen drain. Oliver finds other things in the drain, but not the ring. Eb finds it in the refrigerator. She says the ring belonged to her great, great grandmother, Lastvogel Groinietz (Eva Gabor), the Queen of the Gypsies. Lisa says that the women in her family had to marry American men every fourth generation. Otherwise, they would lose custody of the ring. The story goes that her great, great grandfather Cornelius Reinholt (Eddie Albert) was an American artist touring Hungary. He meets Lastvogel in the woods. As Lisa is telling the story, townspeople show up to listen. Cornelius asks Lastvogel's father, Bela (Oscar Beregi), if he could paint her portrait. While Cornelius tries to paint, the gypsies keep stealing his stuff. Cornelius unknowingly does a wedding dance with Lastvogel. To become one of the tribe, Cornelius must steal a chicken. Cornelius winds up in jail. His Mother (Doris Packer) and Father (Walter Woolf King) come to visit him. Cornelius tells them he is going to marry Lastvogel. His Mother is against the idea. The two get married with the ring that Lastvogel stole from Cornelius's Mother. That's the ring that gets passed down.
61	29	"Who's Lisa?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	April 19, 1967 (1967-04-19)	61
Lisa tells Oliver that the TV is broken. He suggests she find something else to do. Lisa wants to go to New York for the opening of opera season. Oliver says he can't go because it's the busiest time of the year for him. While fixing the roof, Oliver accidentally drops a hammer on Lisa's head, giving her amnesia. Doctor Stuart (Arthur Peterson) tells Oliver the amnesia will pass. Meanwhile, Lisa thinks Oliver is Claude the butler. When Oliver starts to get undressed to go to bed, Lisa starts screaming. Hank comes by and at first thinks Oliver has amnesia. Oddly, Lisa recognizes Hank. And Lisa can now actually cook a decent meal. Doc Stuart tells Oliver that Lisa might start remembering who he is if he starts to court her. Oliver goes to Sam's store and learns the men were betting on what he hit Lisa in the head with. Oliver brings Lisa some flowers and candy, but she still doesn't recognize him. Oliver starts to think she's faking just so he'll take her to the opera. Doc Stuart suggests Oliver actually take Lisa to the opera. Lisa falls out of the opera box and bumps her head Doctor Fillmore (Stanley Farrar) looks at her and now she remembers Oliver. But then Oliver bumps his head and gets amnesia. Phil Gordon as Announcer.
62	30	"Music to Milk By"	Richard L. Bare	Elroy Schwartz	April 26, 1967 (1967-04-26)	63
Eb wants a transistor radio for his birthday. Eb tells Sam that he left hints around the house for Oliver. Oliver thinks it's Lisa's birthday. He goes to Sam's where he's talked into buying the radio. Oliver gives the gift to Lisa and then finds out it's Eb's birthday. Oliver realizes he was tricked into buying the radio. Eb becomes obsessed with winning a name the song contest on a Pixley radio station. He has to listen around the clock to hear the 12 songs. All the songs sound the same to Oliver. A complication arises when Eleanor the cow swallows the radio. That night, Eleanor and Eb prevent Oliver from sleeping because Eb is listening to the radio right by the phone. He has 9 right answers so far. Eb wants to be close to the phone when they play the next record. The next morning, Hank comes by and hears the radio in Eleanor. A confusing conversation ensues. Oliver and Lisa take Eleanor to Dr. Wilson (Charles P. Thompson), the veterinarian. Dr. Wilson says she'll be alright and he'll give her a shot. Eb has Hank drive him to Dr. Wilson so he can listen for the next contest record. They play song number 11 and Eb calls it in. Dr. Wilson gives Eleanor the shot. They bring the cow home. Just as the last song is to be played, Eleanor hiccups and changes the station, causing Eb to lose.

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original release date	Prod. code
63	1	"The Man For the Job"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 6, 1967 (1967-09-06)	64
Sam mentions that Brad Collins, the State Senator that represents Hooterville, is retiring. Sam has to go to the state capitol because he is on the party nominating committee. At the meeting, Grover Simpson (Guy Raymond) says they should nominate a man that can read and write. Dooly Watkins (J. Pat O'Malley) suggests a college man. Sam mentions Oliver Wendell Douglas. Sam flashes back to when he first met Oliver and the men learn that he bought the Haney farm. Grover and Dooly come to Hooterville to meet Oliver. Oliver tells them how he always wanted to be a farmer. They tell him they are thinking of nominating him for State Senator. Flashback to when Oliver grew corn in New York. Oliver has Dr. Faber (Vinton Hayworth archive footage) look at his corn because it had bugs on it. Grover and Dooly speak with Fred to see if he'd vote for Oliver. Flashback to when Oliver joined the volunteer fireman band. Grover and Dooly go to see Haney. Haney won't tell them anything unless they pay him, which they don't. They speak to Ralph. Flashback to when Alf and Ralph have a ribbon cutting ceremony for Oliver's bedroom. Grover and Dooly speak to more people in the valley. Turns out the Senator is not going to retire. Sam Edwards as Wally Dunbar.
64	2	"Lisa's Jam Session"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 13, 1967 (1967-09-13)	66
Lisa made toast by putting the toaster in the oven. Oliver asks for some jam and Lisa says they're out of it. Sam's store doesn't sell jam since all the women in Hooterville make their own. Oliver thinks it's a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam. Oliver gives a speech about the Pilgrims making jam. Lisa doesn't want to do it. Oliver is trying to teach Eb how to play Chess. Lisa wants to pawn her jewelry so she has money to leave. The subject of jam comes up again and her and Oliver wind up having a fight. Lisa finally agrees to make the jam because of the Hungarian Parliament's "Big Dumb Law of 1924". The law says that "All Hungarian women had to do whatever their husbands wanted them to do, no matter how dumb it was". Hank comes by and he and Oliver have a confusing conversation. Hank gives Lisa a pamphlet on making peach jam. Oliver is going to Sam's to buy some more jam jars, when Haney comes by. Oliver winds up buying the jars from Haney. He then finds Lisa trying to crush the peaches with her feet. Things continue to not go well, so Oliver tells Lisa to get Mrs. Ziffel's help as her jam is the best in the valley. Lisa shows Oliver several jars of jam she made. Oliver is impressed, until he learns Mrs. Ziffel's secret, which is they are store bought jams.
65	3	"Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 20, 1967 (1967-09-20)	65
Oliver learns that Arnold the pig is in love with Cynthia the basset hound. Fred objects to Arnold's love affair because the dog belongs to Haney. Fred asks Oliver if there is anything he can do legally stop Cynthia from coming around. Oliver says that Arnold will probably forget about Cynthia soon enough. Oliver comes to Sam's store and meets Cynthia. Haney thinks Cynthia is in love with a dog named Grover. Hank then brings his dog Quincy to enter him in the County Field Trials. Arnold stays at the Douglas house in hopes that he will forget about Cynthia, but she finds him. Realizing it could never work between the two of them, Arnold breaks up with Cynthia. Despite being the favorite to win the County Field Trials, Cynthia performs miserably. Haney now wants to sue over his heartbroken hound.
66	4	"Oliver vs. the Phone Company"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 27, 1967 (1967-09-27)	67
Oliver's tractor has fallen apart once again. Oliver tries to place a call to the company that built his tractor with no luck. He then complains to Sam and Newt. Fed up with the lousy service, Oliver starts a feud with Hooterville Phone Company president, Roy Trendell (Robert Foulk). Oliver circulates a petition to have changes made at the company. Haney signs the petition only after Oliver buys a wooden Indian. Oliver is getting ready to leave for the state capitol. Lisa wants to go with, but Oliver tells her he won't be there that long. Oliver learns that he'll be paying more than he thought for the Indian he got from Haney. At the Capitol, Oliver speaks with Carl Bevins (Hal Smith). He confusingly describes all the problems at the phone company. Carl says that he can't help as Hooterville needs at least forty two customers and they only have thirty four. In retaliation for Oliver going to the capitol, Roy takes Oliver's phone and gives it to Fred Ziffel. Roy takes the phone cord and gives it to Sam. Tired of Oliver's complaining and saying he could run the company better, Roy gives him the keys. Oliver gives a speech to Lisa about how he'll learn to run the phone company.
67	5	"Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 4, 1967 (1967-10-04)	68
Arnold the Pig is watching the news on TV. The Announcer (Jonathan Hole) is talking about how Roy Trendell officially turned over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver. Oliver promises better service. Roy's mother Sarah, who runs the switchboard, quits. She's telling everyone that Oliver got Roy drunk and then stole the phone company in a rigged card game. Oliver and Lisa go to the phone company office and find it in disarray. Oliver sticks his hand in the Petty Cash file cabinet and gets his hand caught in a mouse trap. Hank comes by and wants to use the phone as his isn't working. There is some confusion when Oliver tries to place Hank's call. After trying for some time to work the switchboard, it explodes. Mr. McGurney (Dave Willock) comes by to fix the switchboard. Oliver is trying to go over Roy's records and Lisa keeps flirting with him. McGurney thinks he fixed the switchboard, but as he's a part time electrician, he's not sure. Oliver then tries to find a telephone operator. Haney comes by wanting $40,000 from Oliver because Haney couldn't call his broker and he lost out on a stock deal. Oliver regrets that he took over the company. Lisa figures out how to run the switchboard.
68	6	"A Kind Word For the President"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 11, 1967 (1967-10-11)	70
Oliver is becoming frustrated with running the phone company. He's tried of the complaints and no one paying their bill. Oliver sends a letter to Alf and Ralph to pay their phone bill or it will be removed. They bring their phone to him. Oliver says he'll forgive their bill if they move his phone from the pole to the house. Meanwhile, Lisa asks Sam for something easy to make for dinner. He suggests "Dee Dee's Dehydrated Dinners". Just drop a bag into boiling water and out comes a full meal. Lisa tells Sam how unappreciated Oliver feels. After going over the phone company's books, Oliver must raise rates to not lose so much money. Sam organizes a special meeting of the chamber of commerce, inviting Eb but not Oliver. Oliver is surprised to learn it was about giving him a $1.35 a plate testimonial dinner. Merie Earle as Sarah Trendell.
69	7	"Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 18, 1967 (1967-10-18)	69
Eb is at the phone company running the switchboard. Hank comes by Oliver's farm and they have a confusing conversation about whether it's time to pick Oliver's tomatoes. Hank also tells Oliver that people are not satisfied with his phone company. Eb comes by and tells Oliver that he's quitting working the switchboard. Lisa makes Oliver hot water soup. Hank sends over Harold Who-The (Guy Raymond) and several other pickers. Oliver tries to explain that Hank made a mistake and he doesn't need the pickers yet. Oliver does learn that Carmelita (June Foray), one of the pickers, knows how to run a switchboard. Despite her English not being so good, she gets the job. But it's not long before she quits. Tired of the headaches, Oliver wants to sell the phone company. Oliver wants Sam to put an ad in the local paper. Haney comes by and after some dickering, he agrees to take over the company. Haney's outrageous prices lead the people of Hooterville to force Haney to give control back to a reluctant Oliver.
70	8	"Eb Elopes"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 25, 1967 (1967-10-25)	72
Oliver wonders why Eb didn't wake him up. Oliver goes to Eb's room in the barn. There he finds a note saying that Eb's eloped. Eb won't mention the girl's name as he doesn't want her father to know. Eb lists all the places they'll be going on their honeymoon. He also writes that his cousin Walter (Guy Raymond) will fill in for him while he's gone. Walter arrives and Oliver learns that he used to bartend at the Stankwell Falls Cocktail Lounge. Apparently Walter has no experience working on a farm. Because Oliver is desperate, he talks Walter into working for him. Oliver takes Walter to Sam's store to buy some work clothes. Apparently, Sam had been to the lounge that Walter worked at. Sam is surprised that Eb eloped. Hank comes by and says that he went with Sam to the lounge. Hank gets a laugh at the thought of Oliver teaching Walter how to be a farm hand. Instead of pulling up the weeds, Walter pulls up the corn. There is more destruction to follow and it will cost Oliver a lot of money. Thinking that Oliver is opening a cocktail lounge in his house, Haney tries to sell him bar equipment. Haney even has a cocktail waitress for Oliver. That night a couple comes by because Haney left a Cocktail Lounge sign on Oliver's house.
71	9	"The Thing"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 1, 1967 (1967-11-01)	73
Oliver and Lisa go to Sam's to get their mail. Lisa is surprised that they haven't heard from Eb since he left on his honeymoon. Oliver is tired of paying storage for something neither he nor Lisa know what it is. The Monroe brothers fix the hole in the ceiling they put there when they ran the wire for the phone. But now they cut the wire. Oliver calls the storage company and has a confusing conversation with the Switchboard Operator (Nora Denney). He finally has the item shipped to the farm. A giant crate arrives and Lisa figures out how to open it. Inside is a genuine Stavinski birdbath that Lisa had bought three years earlier for Oliver's birthday. But to Oliver it's just a large hideous collection of pipes and faucets. During the night, the wind blowing through the pipes makes a whistling sound. Oliver asks Haney to cart the birdbath away and dump it in a swamp, but Lisa finds out. Hank recognizes the Stavinski because his sister had one of his works that she donated to a museum. Oliver hopes to donate his. Mr. Bennett (George Ives), from the museum, says it's a fake Stavinski. But when Oliver has something else that Bennett wants, he makes a deal to take the Stavinski as well. Lisa's replacement birthday present for Oliver is a full sized model of the Eiffel Tower, made of wire hangers, by the artist LaTouche.
72	10	"Das Lumpen"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 8, 1967 (1967-11-08)	74
While at Sam's store, Oliver and Lisa receive a post card from honeymooning Eb. Lisa tells Sam another version of how she and Oliver met during World War II. As a member of the Hungarian underground, she saved him from Nazis by hiding him in a barn. While in the barn, Oliver tells Lisa his dream of being a farmer. When a Nazi showed up, Lisa puts Oliver under a pile of hay. To prove to the Nazi that there is nothing there, Lisa pokes the hay with a pitchfork. Sam asks when they met again. Lisa says it was a week after the war ended and they were in Paris. Lisa was playing cello with the Budapest Chamber Trio in a restaurant. She at first didn't recognize Oliver. It takes a little while, but Oliver remembers who Lisa is. Back to the present and Hank comes by and makes things a bit confusing. Lisa then tells how Oliver came to ask her father for permission to marry Lisa. Because of his bad credit rating, Lisa's father turns Oliver down. Lisa continues the story by saying Oliver went back to America dejected. There he learns that Lisa and her magic cello are in the States. Oliver hunts her down and fights a Buddy Atkinson (George N. Neise) to win her back. Oliver stops Lisa's story saying that's not how it happened. Oliver tells Sam that Lisa's father changed his mind and they got married. Back at home, Oliver asks Lisa why her father changed his mind. She told her father an elaborate story about how Oliver was actually wealthy. John Alderson as Corporal. Gordon Jump as Mr. Clark. Murray Alper as Bartender. Phil Gordon as Page Boy.
73	11	"Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 15, 1967 (1967-11-15)	75
While watching TV, Arnold sees an advertisement for free movies and ice cream at the Pixley theater. To be admitted, one just needs to show up in a funny costume. Arnold gets dressed and leaves. Lisa tells Oliver she wants to bring Fred Ziffel some hot cakes because Doris is out of town. Fred says that Arnold is missing and Lisa thinks he's been pig-napped. Oliver says that he'll get some men and search for Arnold. At Sam's store Hank tries to take charge of the search party, but he just makes things more confusing. Oliver informs Fred that they didn't find Arnold. Remembering that the TV was on when Arnold went missing, Lisa and Oliver go to the TV station and speak with Mr. Fortney (Jonathan Hole). They find out about the advertisement for the theater and go there. They speak to the Manager and he does remember Arnold. When they find out that he ate 10 gallons of ice cream, they go to the hospital. Lisa tries to describe Arnold to the Nurse (Shirley Mitchell), but that doesn't go well. They run into Haney who says he saw Arnold near the slaughter house. Lisa figures out a way to get Arnold home, but it may cost Oliver a bit of money. Ted de Corsia as Mr. Grimes.
74	12	"Jealousy, English Style"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 22, 1967 (1967-11-22)	76
Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her. Lisa wants to go with, because with Eb gone, she doesn't want to be alone. Oliver goes to Drucker's store where Arnold the Pig is picking out a lunch box. Sam introduces Oliver to Tony Ashley (Patrick Horgan). He's from England and he's writing a book about America. Tony's doing odd jobs along the way and Oliver agrees to hire him to help around the farm. Lisa set up a fancy table for lunch. Tony is introduce to Lisa's cooking. Lisa tells Oliver that she's feels comfortable about him leaving, now that handsome Tony is here. Oliver is reading a farm manual and is not paying attention to Lisa. She tells him to boil some water as she is about to deliver a baby. The next day, Haney comes by wanting to sell Oliver a cradle for the baby. Haney mentions how handsome Tony is, but that Oliver shouldn't worry about anything. Tony asks Oliver why he's growing his crops so small. Hank comes by and has a confusing conversation about where Tony is from. Hank also mentions how good looking Tony is and that he'll take good care of Lisa. Lisa suggests to Oliver that he leave a few days early for his trip as she'll be in good hands with Tony around. Lisa wonders why Oliver isn't jealous. He says that he trusts her but then asks Lisa to go on the trip with him.
75	13	"Haney's New Image"	Richard L. Bare	Bobby Bell and Bill Lee	November 29, 1967 (1967-11-29)	77
Oliver once again is having trouble with his tractor when it completely falls apart. He intends to get his money back from Haney. Oliver gets the usual runaround from Haney. Oliver threathens to sue Haney. Mr. Farley (Hal Riddle), from the State Division of Highways, comes to Oliver's home looking for Haney. Farley has a confusing conversation with Lisa, but he learns where Haney lives. Farley visits Haney. Haney finds out that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway. Suddenly, it's a new, honest Haney who gives Oliver back the money for the tractor. Oliver figures he's up to something. Oliver learns from Sam that Haney is also buying back other things he's sold to other people. Haney talks to Lisa about her wanting to go back to New York. Haney offers to buy back Oliver's farm, but Oliver turns him down. Oliver learns from Hank about the possible highway. Because of something Hank said, Oliver starts a rumor that there is oil on his land. Oliver tries to teach Haney a lesson and he makes a deal to split the profits from the oil. The plan partly backfires when Haney taps into a spring water well and wants to sell the water.
76	14	"Alf and Ralph Break Up"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 13, 1967 (1967-12-13)	79
Alf and Ralph claim they are finally going to finish the Douglas' bedroom. Haney tries to over charge Oliver for the materials to do the job, but Oliver doesn't fall for it. In the middle of the night, Ralph shows up saying she ran away from home. Apparently Ralph and Alf had a big fight. Lisa invites Ralph to stay. There is some confusion as to where Ralph will sleep, but then they pick the couch. Ralph wakes Oliver up with her snoring. Oliver wakes Ralph up and she almost hits him with a hammer. It's not long before she's snoring again. Alf comes by that morning but then refuses to work anywhere that Ralph is living. Oliver tells Lisa that if Ralph is going to stay, she'll have to get to work on the bedroom. Oliver visits Sam to see if he knows anyone that could plaster Oliver's bedroom. Hank comes by and adds to the confusion. When Oliver gets home, Lisa has hired Ralph as the maid. Oliver hopes to get Alf and Ralph back together. He asks Alf to apologize to Ralph, but he won't do it. Oliver finds out that Ralph is a great cook. Alf does come by to apologize and Oliver tries to talk him out of it. Alf and Ralph make up and Oliver learns that Lisa is an experienced plasterer.
77	15	"No Trespassing"	Richard L. Bare	Dan Beaumont	December 20, 1967 (1967-12-20)	78
Oliver is showing signs of being overworked and is grouchy. Eunice Douglas calls Oliver and complains he never calls her. Lisa tells Sam about Oliver being overworked while Eb is away. Hank is there and adds some confusing conversation. Sam suggests to Lisa that she take Oliver on a picnic. Lisa forgets to bring any food on the picnic. She does remember champagne, though. When Oliver tells Lisa to cool the champagne in the lake, she pours the bottle into the water. While picking some apples, Oliver runs into Ira Hatch (Percy Helton). Ira tells Oliver he is trespassing on his land. Ira charges Oliver for the apples he picked and the fish he caught. Lisa comes by and asks Oliver who he's talking to. Suddenly Ira is gone. Oliver tells the men at Drucker's store about Ira. They tell him Ira died 20 years ago. Haney says he won the pool for when Oliver would go crazy. Oliver takes the men to the picnic location. There is no apple tree there now. After the men walk away, Oliver sees Ira again. He calls the men back and Ira is gone. Lisa calls Eunice and tells her Oliver has been seeing things. Eunice says she'll send Dr. Faber (Vinton Hayworth). Dr. Faber comes by to see Oliver. Farber comes up with a reason for Oliver seeing Ira. When Faber leaves, Oliver sees Ira going with him.
78	16	"Eb Returns"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 27, 1967 (1967-12-27)	80
Eb is due back from his honeymoon this coming Friday. Oliver and Lisa are at Sam's store picking up her wedding present for Eb. It's a silverware set where the individual pieces come in cans and bags of various Dingo brand foods. Several people say they've already seen Eb in the local towns. Oliver thinks it has to be someone else. Meanwhile, Eb begs an old girlfriend, Cynthia Appelby (Maggie Peterson), to pose as his new bride just long enough to meet his "parents". It turns out that he was stood up at the altar and took his honeymoon trip alone. He's been to other towns and asked other girls, but Cynthia is his last hope. Cynthia thinks Eb should just tell the truth. But, she agrees if it won't take long since she has a big date to get ready for. Lisa wants to fix up Eb's room and throw a party. Oliver is concerned about the price. Oliver and Lisa meet Cynthia. Things are very awkward for Cynthia and she doesn't stay long. When Eb finds out about the party, he asks Cynthia to show up, but she says no. Lisa and Oliver are decorating for the party. Eb finally tells Lisa and Oliver that Gloria Fenton stood him up. It was a school night and her father wouldn't let her go out. Note: Eb Dawson was written out of several shows as having eloped because actor Tom Lester was sick with mononucleosis.
79	17	"Not Guilty"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 3, 1968 (1968-01-03)	71
Eb wants to borrow Oliver's car to go on a date, but Oliver refuses. Oliver tells him to go and buy his own car. Lisa and Oliver are at Sam's store. Sam calls the State Police when he finds $300 is missing from his safe. State Trooper Jack Webster (Bob Hastings) arrives. Jack tries to start an investigation, but is hindered by Lisa's questions and by Hank just being Hank. Three days later, Jack comes by the Douglas house. Lisa gives Jack some more advice on how to catch the criminal. Just then, Eb drives up in a car that he says cost him $300. When Eb sees the policeman, he jokingly mentions Oliver having a still. Eb claims that a person he lent the money to paid him back. But, he can't remember the man's name. Eb comes up with a story as to how he originally got the money from an Uncle in Australia. Jack arrests Eb. Oliver represents Eb in front of Judge Perkins (John Harmon). Eb mentions Oliver's still. Lisa causes some confusion when the Bailiff (Tom D'Andrea) tries putting Eb in a holding cell. Oliver arranges bail. Haney tries to sell Oliver his dog sniffing service to find the man that gave Eb the money. Oliver finds Sam's money ground up in coffee they had bought from him. Eb says his car was taken back because the money he got from the man was counterfeit. A Treasury Man (Damian O'Flynn) has a warrant to search Oliver's farm because of rumors of a still.
80	18	"Home is Where You Run Away From"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 10, 1968 (1968-01-10)	81
Eb finds a little boy (Gary Dubin) sleeping in the barn. The boy keeps giving Oliver fake names for himself. He claims to be from another planet. The boy says they don't have parents on his planet, they just grow everyone. He continues to give Oliver fake names. Oliver goes to the Sheriff (Russ Bender), who says he'll try and find out something about the boy. When Oliver gets home, Eb tells him that the boy ran away. The boy is actually there, Eb and Lisa were just protecting him. Haney tries to sell Oliver some clothes for the boy. Haney has two little kids on his truck to model the clothes. The boy asks Oliver why he moved to the farm. When the Sheriff comes to tell Oliver that no one's reported a missing boy, the boy runs away. The boy winds up at the Ziffel house. He tells them that he is Oliver's son. When Oliver and Lisa show up, he runs away again. He winds up at Sam's store and tells him he's Arnold's brother. Oliver goes to get him and he runs away. The boy is now driving with Hank and says he's Sam's son. The Sheriff stops the car and asks the boy if his name is Gilbert Henshaw. The boy admits that's his name and the Sheriff takes him to his parents. Eb finds several other little boys in the barn. Gilbert told them that if they had to run away, Oliver's farm is the place to go. Merie Earle as Sarah.
81	19	"How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 24, 1968 (1968-01-24)	83
Lisa wakes up Oliver at 4 in the morning asking for their check book. She had a dream about an investment she needs to make. The next morning, Eb tells them to invest in Hooterville Electronics. Eb says that Dilly Watkins is the president of the company and he's an electronics genius. Eb then mentions that Dilly is ten years old. Oliver wants to go to the farm exhibit in the State Capitol. Eb says that Dilly wants to "electronificate" the local farms. Oliver goes to pack and Eb tells Lisa that Dilly needs $28 and Lisa agrees to invest. While Oliver and Lisa are on their trip, Eb and Dilly electronificate the Douglas farm. After coming home, Oliver gets electrocuted touching the door knob and has trouble with his phone that now moves up and down the pole. The barn door is now "moo" activated. Hank comes by and tries to moo the door open. Oliver gets stuck inside the barn and a TV camera is broadcasting him. The Ziffels are watching Oliver on their TV. That night, Oliver is getting dressed for bed. Sam is watching him on TV and Fred comes by to watch. Mr. Malone (Thomas Browne Henry), from the FCC, comes by with an arrest warrant for Oliver for running an illegal TV station. Mr. Malone takes away Oliver's TV camera. But then that night, Oliver unknowingly broadcasts over the radio.
82	20	"Arnold Ziffel, Boy Hero"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 31, 1968 (1968-01-31)	84
Oliver and Eb are looking at the apple trees and somehow a monkey gets involved. Oliver needs apple pickers and he has a frustrating conversation with Hank about getting some. Lisa tells Oliver that Arnold has a paper route because he wants to save up money to buy a color TV. Fred and Arnold go to the Pixley bank to open an account for Arnold. While there, the bank is robbed by Barney (Henry Corden) and Clyde. They get a bag of cash and take Arnold's five dollars. Mr. Guerney (Harry Harvey Sr.), of the bank, then calls the Sheriff (Bill Zuckert). The crooks wind up at the Douglas' farm and learn they only got $67 from the bank, plus Arnold's $5. Lisa thinks they're the apple pickers and invites them in. Arnold drops off the newspaper and recognizes the crooks. After Lisa sees that the bank was robbed in the paper, she figures out Barney and Clyde are the crooks. Barney and Clyde take Lisa and Oliver hostage. Arnold tries to tell Fred about the crooks. While Lisa is making hotcakes for the crooks, she manages to get Clyde's gun. But Clyde gets it back. Eb shows up and is also taken hostage. Arnold tries to use Haney's phone, but is chased away. Arnold tries to tell the Sheriff about the crooks, but he sends Arnold away. While the crooks are eating, Arnold runs off with their bag of money and brings it to the Sheriff. The crooks are about to leave with Lisa's ring and Oliver's car. Arnold leads the Sheriff to the Douglas farm and the crooks are then caught.
83	21	"Flight to Nowhere"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 7, 1968 (1968-02-07)	82
Oliver and Lisa attend a town meeting. Mr. Tepple, of the State Agricultural Society, is introduced by Sam. He hopes the farmers will sign up for an agricultural exchange program to France. Oliver says they could learn a lot. Hank shows a movie of Paris from 1918, before Oliver stops him. Oliver says the cost is worth it, so the farmers vote to go. Lisa is making croissants out of hotcake batter. Eb thinks he's going with to Paris, but Oliver wants him to stay home. Lisa and some of the farm wives discuss what they are going to wear on the trip. Haney tries to sell Oliver a suitcase, passport and traveler checks. Mr. Tepple comes back to make up the plane list. The farmer's find out that the $300 cost for tickets is per person, not per plane-load. Oliver says that the cost is worth it, but the other men don't have that much money. Due to a misunderstanding, the men think Oliver can get tickets for $78. Mr. Tepple is upset with Oliver because of the misunderstanding and the flight will have to be canceled. The farmers decide to supply their own airplane and fly themselves over. Since Oliver flew in the war, they draft him to be their pilot. Mr. Carter (John Hubbard), from the FAA, puts a stop to their plans. Somehow the word of the canceled flight gets out and the French Ambassador files a protest. Harvey Wilson (Ed Prentiss) and Charles Clyde (Damian O'Flynn), from the State Department, now have to answer questions from the President. The farmers are sent one way tickets to France. Dennis Fimple as Man.
84	22	"My Mother, the Countess"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 14, 1968 (1968-02-14)	62
Lisa receives a letter from her mother saying that she is coming for a visit. When Lisa refers to her mother as a Countess, Eb goes off to tell everyone. Sam prints up a newspaper stating that a Countess will be visiting Hooterville. Oliver tries to tell the men at Sam's store that Lisa's mother is not royalty. But, the men start talking about a parade and a large celebration. Haney tells Oliver that for a price he can supply everything for a royal person. Ralph and Doris tell Lisa that the Ladies Meeting Group wants to have a luncheon for the Countess. The Chamber of Commence votes to declare the Countess's arrival a legal holiday. The Chamber wants to know when the Countess will arrive, but Oliver isn't sure. More and more preparations are underway. Oliver wants to go to New York as he doesn't want to be around when all the celebrating starts. Eventually, rockets are set off and the band starts playing because they believe the Countess has arrived. Lisa and Oliver show up and say the woman they have greeted is not Lisa's mother. When Lisa and Oliver get home, Eb tells them that the real Countess was there and he sent her into Hooterville. No one can find the Countess. Roy Trendell says that the Countess is in Pixley, but it's actually the woman that was in Hooterville earlier. A week later Lisa receives a letter from her Mother who is now in Switzerland. Jamie Rose as Girl #4.
85	23	"The Spring Festival"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 21, 1968 (1968-02-21)	85
It's the first day of spring in Hooterville. Everyone, except Oliver, is overcome with spring fever. Lisa reminds Oliver how romantic he used to be and the poems he would write her. Ed manages to spoil Oliver's reputation as a poem writer. Lisa and Oliver go to Sam's store and Sam puts on his spring toupee. Oliver tries to order some seed, but Sam is busy telling Lisa about the spring festival the town used to have. Lisa volunteers to organize the festival. Eb frustrates Oliver when they try to plant the seeds Oliver bought. Haney wants Oliver to pay him for driving Lisa around the valley trying to get support for the festival. Meanwhile, Doris is chaperoning Arnold and his girlfriend Sue Ann. Lisa comes by to talk about the festival. Eb drops Oliver's watch instead of a seed. Hank comes by and runs over the watch with his car. Lisa wants Oliver to dress up as the first robin of spring and Hank brought some paint and feathers. Alf and Ralph are building a float for the parade. It's going to be a nest for Oliver to ride in. Oliver says he won't do it. Further plans for the festival are ruined when it rains. Lisa is mad at Oliver because he hoped for rain because of his seeds. They later make up and sleep together in the nest. Note: This is the final episode featuring Barbara Pepper as Doris Ziffel. Fran Ryan would resume the character role in the Season 5, Episode 6 episode, "The Road".
86	24	"Our Son, the Barber"	Richard L. Bare	Dan Beaumont	February 28, 1968 (1968-02-28)	86
Eb wants to borrow $25 from Oliver for a correspondence school, but Oliver says no. Meanwhile, Windy Hinkle (J. Pat O'Malley) comes to Hooterville to cut people's hair. He only comes by every six weeks. Windy sets up in the front of Sam's store. After several other people, Oliver is next. Arnold comes by and Windy says he called ahead and it's Arnold's turn. Oliver won't leave the chair. In the middle of cutting Oliver's hair, Windy is called away for an emergency haircut. Oliver tells Lisa the town should get a permanent barber. Eb decides on a career as a barber. He talks Oliver into paying his tuition to MIT (Middle Indiana Tonsorial), a mail-order barber college. Eb gets a letter from MIT saying he's been accepted. However, Eb needs more money for the barber tool kit, white jacket and shoes. Haney tries to sell Oliver some barber equipment. Eb's sent a dummy named Leroy to practice on, but he didn't get the toupee to cut. Hank comes by with the hair piece. Eb receives his grades by mailing the trimmed toupees back to the school. Eb is told that he has graduated with honors but will have to send more money to get his diploma.
87	25	"Oliver's Jaded Past"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 6, 1968 (1968-03-06)	87
Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a two week New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years. And she is able to prove he said it. Oliver doesn't want to go, but gives in. When they arrive at the hotel, the Manager (George Ives) calls Oliver Mr. Cummings. He then mentions that Lisa must be the new Mrs. Cummings. Oliver and Lisa dine at the El Mirador restaurant. The coat check girl asks Oliver what happened to the cute redhead he used to bring there. Oliver complains about how expensive everything is. The waiter (Louis Quinn) calls Oliver Mr. Cummings. Oliver's chair and drink keep disappearing. The next morning, Oliver can't remember parts of the evening. Judson Felton (Roland Winters), Oliver's old law partner, calls and wants to meet for lunch. Judson offers Oliver his job back. Old friend Wanda Markham (Shirley Mitchell) shows up. She is surprised playboy Oliver is married. Wanda invites Oliver to a cocktail party and says a lot of his old girlfriends will be there. Lisa is getting a little tired of hearing about all of these other women. Oliver starts to have a good time in New York. Oliver agrees to take Judson's job offer. Lisa now says she doesn't want to live in New York, because of what it does to Oliver. Lisa wants to go home, because she likes it better there. Victoria Carroll as Susie. Phil Gordon as Man.
88	26	"The Hungarian Curse"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 13, 1968 (1968-03-13)	88
A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, comes by the Douglas house. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and the uncle wants them to repay him. The uncle also says that Oliver will give him a job. Lazlo fixes a few things around the house. Lisa feels an obligation to help Lazlo and invites him to stay a while. Lazlo wants to stay for 4 to 5 months. Oliver is irritated by his constant money-grubbing. Lazlo is charging Eb to teach him Hungarian. Oliver tells Lazlo he has to leave. The Cannonball isn't running today, so Lazlo gets to stay one more day. Eb becomes sick and Lazlo says he must have gotten in the way of the Hungarian curse he was putting on Oliver. Hank comes by with a Do-It-Yourself Chicken Soup Kit for Eb's cold. Alf and Ralph are suing Oliver because Lazlo fired them. Lazlo claims he can finish Oliver's bedroom in 3 days. Haney comes by with the 15 men that Lazlo requested to help him. Oliver kicks the men out. Haney tells Oliver that Lazlo ordered material to build a house. Lazlo says he has sent for his wife and children. Oliver tells Lazlo to leave and he puts a curse on Oliver. Everything that Lazlo fixed now falls apart.
89	27	"The Rutabaga Story"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 20, 1968 (1968-03-20)	89
It's planting season, but Oliver doesn't know what to grow. He wants to find a crop that he can make money with. Lisa is annoying him with talk of going to Monte Carlo. Oliver goes to Sam's store. None of the other farmers can figure out what they'll grow. After a confusing conversation, Oliver asks Hank for some reports on past growing seasons. After seeing the reports, Oliver discovers Hooterville is perfect for growing rutabagas. The farmers know rutabagas grow well but they can't sell them. Oliver wants all the farmers to plant rutabagas and initiate a publicity campaign to promote them. The farmers get rutabaga fever and plan a "Rutabaga Bowl", a parade and queen. Oliver thinks the men are crazy and going too far. The farmers are trying to organize things, but are not having much luck Haney comes up with a plan to send a hot-air balloon up to promote rutabagas. Oliver learns that Lisa will be in the balloon and drop vegetables on people with the message "Eat Hooterville Rutabagas" written on them. Lisa is almost shot down over Denver. Lisa is back home and Oliver tells her how stupid it was to go up in the balloon. A Man from CBS (Clark Howat) comes by with the TV cameras for the Rutabaga Bowl. Foster Brooks as Major.
90	28	"Instant Family"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 27, 1968 (1968-03-27)	90
At Sam's store, Oliver and Lisa meet their new neighbor, Mrs. Mullen (Anne Barton). Mrs. Mullen, an expectant mother, goes into labor just then. Oliver races her to the hospital. The Nurse (Shirley Mitchell) thinks Oliver is the husband and a confusing conversation ensues. When Oliver gets back, he finds that Lisa has taken Mrs. Mullen's six other children in. He tells the children that their mother had a baby boy. Oliver agrees to let Ralph help with the cooking. Ralph uses her construction tools to cook with. Oliver is forced to sleep with the boys. Things get even more annoying when Oliver has to shuttle the kids to and from school at various times because they all go to different schools. That night, Lisa promises to take the kids to a drive in movie. Things do not go well. Mrs. Mullen is coming home from the hospital. Oliver thinks the children will be leaving. But there is a measles outbreak and the children will be staying longer. Pamelyn Ferdin as Molly. Gary Dubin as Kenny. Craig Huxley as Eric.
91	29	"A Star Named Arnold is Born, Part 1"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	April 3, 1968 (1968-04-03)	91
The Hooterville Barn and Repertory Company will present a production of "Who". The marquee wasn't big enough for "Who Killed Jock Robin?". Arnold the pig's performance as a British police dog turns him into an overnight star. Lisa has an old friend named Boris Fedor (Oscar Beregi Jr.) who is a Hollywood producer. Lisa calls Boris and, not knowing that Arnold is a pig, Boris agrees to see him. The Chamber of Commerce stage a telethon to raise money for the trip, but Lisa winds up donating the most money. Now Lisa has to talk Oliver into taking Arnold to Hollywood. Patience Cleveland as Miss Hanson. Trudi Ames as High school Girl. Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode (along with part two) #59 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes.^[2]
92	30	"A Star Named Arnold is Born, Part 2"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	April 10, 1968 (1968-04-10)	92
Oliver and Lisa chaperon Arnold to Hollywood to meet producer Boris Fedor. Oliver still believes that once Boris sees Arnold is a pig, they'll be on the next flight home. Boris has a horse actor that is causing him problems as the horse wants more money. Boris isn't interested in Arnold, but his assistant Ted Sweitzer (Peter Leeds) comes up with a plan to use the pig to pressure the greedy horse to come back to work. When the horse's agent still wants more money, the publicity machine starts promoting Arnold as the studio's next big star. The horse has a talk with Arnold and Arnold feels sorry for the horse. Arnold gets himself fired so the horse can get the part back. Jonathan Hole as Clerk. Phil Gordon as Assistant Director. Note: In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode (along with part one) #59 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes.^[2]

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original release date	Prod. code
93	1	"Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau?"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	September 25, 1968 (1968-09-25)	93
Eb tells Oliver and Lisa that Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii. Sam tells Fred that he doesn't have any entry blanks for the contest. Oliver and Lisa show up to get some entry blanks as well. Sam then finds the blanks in a box. Haney tries to sell some Hawaiian items to Oliver with an elaborate contract. Two weeks later the winner of the contest is to be announced on TV. Hank comes by to the Douglas house but can't remember why. Mr. Peterson (Parley Baer), the president of the company, announces that Arnold Ziffel has won. Mr. Robertson, from an advertising agency, shows up at the Douglas house. He has come to see Arnold, but is lost. Oliver and Lisa bring Mr. Robertson to the Ziffel house. When Robertson discovers Arnold's a pig, he tries to disqualify him. Fred hires Oliver as Arnold's "pig lawyer". Robertson thinks he found a loophole when he says that each contestant had to sign their entry. Arnold then shows Robertson how he can sign his name. Arnold wins the trip. When Arnold finds out that the meal at the Luau in Hawaii will be roast pig, he decides not to go. Hank Worden as Farmer.
94	2	"The Rummage Sale"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 2, 1968 (1968-10-02)	94
Hank hangs a sign for a local rummage sale on Oliver's door. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses. Each of Lisa's dresses has a memory attached. One dress leads to a flashback of Oliver asking Lisa's father for her hand in marriage. Her father slams the door in Olivers face, so the couple decide to elope. Back to the present, Haney comes by to pick up the old clothes, but Oliver has nothing for him yet. Haney offers to sell Oliver some clothes to donate. A sweater leads to a flashback of their honeymoon in Switzerland. Oliver broke his leg falling off a ski lift. Count Freidmeister (John van Dreelen) comes by. He flirts with Lisa and makes Oliver jealous. Back to the present, Lisa tells Oliver to pick a dress and she'll donate it. But he picks the dress she wore at their first party in their new Park Avenue apartment. Flashback to Foster (Ronald Long) the butler arriving to help. Possible clients, Mr. Wilson (Charles Lane) and his wife arrive. Mrs. Wilson is wearing the same "one of a kind" dress that Lisa is. Other guests arrive. The party doesn't go as planned and the Wilson's leave. Back to the present, Oliver decides to buy some clothes from Haney to donate. Tom D'Andrea as Plumber. Phil Gordon as Guest.
95	3	"Hail to the Fire Chief"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 16, 1968 (1968-10-16)	96
Fire Chief Joe Carson mentions to Sam about the Annual Convention of Fire Chiefs in Miami, Florida. Joe doesn't have the money to go and hopes that some of the locals will chip in. Sam tells Joe to not count on that happening. Joe appoints Oliver deputy fire chief, assuming he'll pay for Joe's trip. Oliver tells Joe he'll only chip in $5. Oliver says that the Hooterville Fire Department needs a lot of help. Sam sets up a meeting to pick a new fire chief. When Oliver gets home, Lisa had invited Arnold over for tea. Oliver insults Arnold and he leaves. During the next meeting, Haney keeps trying to sell stuff. When it seems he volunteered, which he didn't, Oliver is made the fire chief. Hank tells Lisa that people think Oliver stabbed Joe in the back and took his job. Lisa is mad because she thinks Oliver will go to the convention to look at the girls on the beach. Oliver doesn't want the job. Because of something Eb says, Oliver thinks he has a way to get fired. Oliver goes around the valley fining everyone for fire code violations. Sam holds another meeting. They fire Oliver and Joe gets his job back. Special Guest from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson
96	4	"Eb's Romance"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	October 23, 1968 (1968-10-23)	95
Eb is picking out an engagement ring for Loreli Appleby (Melody Patterson) at Claxon's (William Keene) Jewelry Store. He needs Oliver to co-sign for the ring. Meanwhile, Oliver is furious because Eb wasn't around and he had to do all of Eb's work. Eb tells Oliver and Lisa that he met Loreli the day before. Oliver does sign the form. Haney tells Oliver that he won't be coming by anymore because Oliver didn't buy the ring from him. Then Haney offers his catering service for the wedding, which Oliver declines. Eb is worried about asking Mr. Appleby (John Qualen) for permission to marry Loreli. He asks Oliver to do it instead, but Oliver tells him to do the best he can. To make a good impression, Eb borrows Oliver's car to visit Mr. Appleby. Eb tells Mr. Appleby how wealthy his parents are. Eb tries to fix Mr. Appleby's truck so he can take his cabbage crop to market. It doesn't go well, so Eb lends Oliver's car to Mr. Appleby. Oliver is not happy about his car being lent out. Because Eb forgot to put gas in the car, Mr. Appleby couldn't get his crop to town and it goes bad. Mr. Appleby is now worried about having enough money to make his mortgage payment. Mr. Appleby will consider letting Eb marry Loreli if he can come up with $180. Eb pawns Oliver's cow Eleanor to get the money. Mr. Appleby will take six months to give Eb his answer. Haney comes by that night to again try to sell his catering service to Oliver.
97	5	"The Candidate"	Richard L. Bare	Dan Beaumont	October 30, 1968 (1968-10-30)	97
Oliver gets three flat tires from pot holes in the road. He goes to Sam's store to get some tire patches. There, Oliver meets Hooterville's State District Representative, Ben Hanks (J. Pat O'Malley), who's up for re-election. Oliver is not impressed with Hanks. Meanwhile, Lisa's dishwasher has been running for days and has shrunk all the dishes. Eb and Oliver go to a rally for Ben and everyone there is supporting their beloved representative. It doesn't hurt that Hanks supplied all the food at the rally. When Oliver doesn't get an answer to his pot hole question, he decides to run against Ben. Oliver runs into problems getting support from the locals because Ben bribes them with expensive gifts. Ben even has a catalog for them to choose their "gifts" from. Oliver learns from Fred Ziffel that Ben is padding the state payroll with relatives. Oliver has the story put in the paper. At the next rally, Oliver asks Ben about the relatives. Things don't go well for Oliver. Skip Young as Campaign Worker.
98	6	"Handy Lessons"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 6, 1968 (1968-11-06)	98
Oliver is working on his tractor and Lisa starts yelling that she needs him in the house. He races in and Lisa says that the light bulb in the refrigerator is burned out. Oliver has to show Lisa how to change the bulb and then how to put a nail in the wall. Lisa puts a large hole in the wall trying to hit the nail. As she's been living on the farm for three years, Oliver would like Lisa to learn how to do things around the house. Lisa asks Hank for some information to help her be more handy. Ralph comes by and Hank tries to hide because she wants to marry him. Ralph agrees to teach Lisa and not tell Oliver as Lisa wants it to be a surprise. Lisa leaves a note at home telling Oliver she won't be home for dinner. Eb is supposed to cook. Oliver wonders where Lisa is. Ralph shows Lisa some tools and how to use them. It's getting late and Oliver starts to worry. While trying to learn, Lisa winds up destroying the Monroe's workshop. Lisa comes home very late and then leaves very early the next morning. Lisa goes out on a job at Mr. Harrison's house with the Monroe's, but things don't go well. Oliver finds out where Lisa is and goes to the job site. A misunderstanding leads to Oliver getting punched in the nose by Mr. Harrison. Back at home, Lisa shows Oliver how she can put a nail in the wall and she knocks the whole wall down.
99	7	"A Husband For Eleanor"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 13, 1968 (1968-11-13)	99
Eb and Oliver notice that Eleanor the cow hasn't been eating much lately, nor giving a lot of milk. Lisa blows out the drain line while she tries to get an orange out of the sink's pipe. Oliver has no luck reaching a veterinarian. Lisa wants Eleanor to sleep in the bedroom. Hank comes by, and after a bit of confusion, he tells Oliver that Eleanor needs to have a calf. After speaking with Sam, Oliver learns that Otis Cowan (Dave Willock) has a bull. Lisa wants to know about the bull and if Sam can perform a cow and bull wedding ceremony. Oliver and Lisa bring Eleanor to Cowan's farm. Lisa asks Otis if Dudley the bull can support a family. After many more questions, an irritated Otis takes Dudley away. Lisa suggests that Eleanor join a lonely hearts club. Haney brings a mangy looking bull named Olé Sanchez to the Douglas farm. Eleanor seems to like Haney's bull, but Oliver sends Haney away when Haney wants $300. Oliver tells Lisa that cows don't have romances. He tells Lisa he's bringing Eleanor back to Otis. The next day, Eb finds Eleanor missing. Lisa is sad because a brokenhearted Eleanor ran away from home. Haney comes by and says his bull is missing. Lisa says they eloped.
100	8	"Old Mail Day"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 20, 1968 (1968-11-20)	100
Lisa dry cleans Oliver's suit by putting it in the washing machine with no water and just soap. Eb tells Oliver and Lisa that it's "Old Mail Day". That's when Sam hands out letters that have gotten misplaced in his post office. At Sam's store, Haney tries to charge Oliver for parking. Sam starts handing out letters. Fred gets a letter dated 1917 that says he's been drafted. Arnold gets a fingerprint set he ordered. Oliver receives two one year old letters from his stock broker. Because he never responded, Oliver lost $300. Sam explains that his Post Office is not classified for delivering the mail. Oliver says that he will write to the Postmaster General for delivery service. There is a lot of confusion when Oliver tries to find his portable typewriter. Oliver gives the letter to Sam. Sam reminds Oliver about his previous complaining letter fiascoes. Three weeks later, Sam tells Oliver that his Post Office is now classified for delivering mail. Sam is upset because he will have to deliver the mail by bicycle. Oliver is upset because for 5 days Sam has found an excuse to not deliver Oliver's mail. Oliver goes to Sam's store and finds the locals upset because the store is never open anymore. Oliver writes the Postmaster General again. This backfires when a technicality causes Sam's Post Office to be closed and everyone has to go to Pixley to get their mail.
101	9	"The Agricultural Student"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	November 27, 1968 (1968-11-27)	101
Hank comes by to give Oliver his soil analysis letter. But the letter actually is for Hank. The Agricultural Department is sending Terry Harper, a student, to learn the ropes from agent Hank. Hank thinks he's going to be fired. Believing Terry to be a man, Lisa suggests he room with Eb. Eb wants to check this Terry out first. At the train station, Hank mistakes a young man (Rick Lenz) for Terry, but the man says he's not Terry. Hank finally meets Terry (Francine York), who turns out to be an attractive blonde. Hank brings her to the Douglas farm and Eb is thrilled at the idea of rooming with Terry. Terry tells Oliver that she's always been interested in farming. Meanwhile, Ralph is upset that Hank breaks a date with her to go to the dance on Saturday. After meeting Terry, all the men of Hooterville, eligible or not, fall over themselves flirting and fawning. Terry meets Arnold and makes him blush. Oliver explains to Terry that several of the men think they have a date with her for the dance. The night of the dance, the Douglas living room is packed full of the men all waiting for Terry. Terry says that she wasn't planning on going to the dance. But because the men are all here, she suggests they all go together. The men are against that idea and want her to pick someone. They are all surprised and disappointed when Terry says she going to the dance with Arnold the pig.
102	10	"How Hooterville was Floundered"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 11, 1968 (1968-12-11)	102
The Hooterville centennial celebration is this Saturday. Oliver is looking for his guitar case. Eb tells Oliver he put it in the car. Oliver rehearses with the Volunteer Fireman Band and Joe tells of the plans for the celebration. Oliver tries to sing a song written about town founder Horace Hooter. He doesn't like it and refuses to sing it at the celebration. After everyone complains about Joe's plans, he quits. Oliver is put in charge and he tries to think of a way to celebrate. Because of something Lisa says, Oliver comes up with an idea and holds a meeting. He suggests staging a re-enactment of the town's founding starring himself and Lisa as Horace and Doris Hooter. In the play, saloon girl Doris causes the money that Horace was going to buy a farm with to being taken away. Doris wants to get married, but Horace says not until he gets the money to buy a farm. Horace briefly takes a job laying railroad track. Thanks to her skills as a card shark, Doris gets Horace's money back. Horace and Doris get married. After speaking with Larry and Harry Monroe and storekeeper Ben Drucker, they decide to call their community Hooterville. Back to reality, the members of the meeting aren't sure about the play. Oliver learns that the centennial is actually a year from Saturday. Special Guest from Petticoat Junction: Edgar Buchanan as Uncle Joe Carson
103	11	"The Blue Feather"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 18, 1968 (1968-12-18)	103
Lisa tells Oliver that it is Tuesday the 12th, which is bad luck in Hungary. She says that if Oliver wears his hat on side ways, that will keep away the bad luck. Lisa receives a blue feather in the mail. She explains to Oliver that Hungarian gypsies have placed a curse on her and something terrible is going to happen to her. Lisa says she's knows because she was a gypsy once. Haney comes by and charges Lisa $8 to sprinkle her with his Grandma Haney's "de-hexifying powder". He says it only lasts a half-hour, but the 24-hour treatment is available for $236. When Haney finds out that it is a Gypsy blue feather curse, he comes up with another cure. Oliver asks Haney if he sent the feather just to drum up some business. Haney tries to sell them a couple bird like statues, but Oliver just walks away. Haney sells Lisa a ridiculous recipe that she mixes up. She is to put the concoction in a green purse and hang it outside the front door. Eb sees the purse and panics. He tells Sam and Hank that the "green purse hex" will bring 45 days of drought. Sam doesn't believe in the hex. Eb counteracts it with his own concoction in a red purse. Oliver and Lisa see the red purse and Lisa thinks the Gypsies did it. With the help of two hippies, who were looking for a hand out, Oliver finds a way to convince Lisa the curse is off. The hippies also hear a radio commercial that explains the blue feather in the mail.
104	12	"How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	December 25, 1968 (1968-12-25)	106
Oliver is upset that the Monroe brothers have been working on his bedroom for a year and it is still not finished. Alf and Ralph confess that they never got a building permit. Oliver and Lisa go to get the permit. When they speak to the clerk (Jonathan Hole), they learn that their barn is in Hooterville, but their house is in Pixley. Alf and Ralph tell Oliver that their union local won't let them work in Pixley. Mr. Clement from the Pixley Welcome Committee comes by and tells Oliver he owes 3 years worth of taxes. The Hooterville Phone company takes away Oliver's phone. Sam tells Oliver that his mail has been forwarded to the Pixley Post Office. Oliver and Lisa find out that a man from the Pixley Building Authority has condemned their house. Haney offers to hook a rope to the house and pull it to Hooterville. Oliver has the farm re-surveyed. The Surveyor (Gordon Jump) tells Oliver that his house is actually in Hooterville. But the barn is in Pixley and the farm is in Crabwell Corners.
105	13	"The Birthday Gift"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 1, 1969 (1969-01-01)	104
Lisa's birthday is coming up and Oliver suggests getting her a cook book. She instead, gives him a list of expensive things she wants. When Lisa mentions that she misses horse back riding, Oliver decides to get her a horse. Haney comes by and tries to sell Oliver various things to give Lisa, but Oliver isn't interested. Oliver does let it slip that he's buying a horse for Lisa. Oliver asks Hank if he knows anyone selling a horse. Meanwhile, Haney brings a horse to Lisa, (a talking horse named Mr. Fred). Oliver doesn't want to buy anything from Haney, so he hopes to stop payment on the check Lisa gave him. Mother Eunice Douglas (Eleanor Audley) calls from Paris to remind Oliver about Lisa's birthday. A misunderstanding leads people to believe Lisa has a drinking problem. Sam and Ralph come to talk to Lisa. Oliver discovers that the horse can talk. When Oliver mentions that the horse talked to him, Sam and Ralph leave. They figure that Lisa drinks because she has a husband that thinks horses can talk. Merie Earle as Sarah Hotchkiss Trendell. Ketty Lester as Operator.
106	14	"Everywhere a Chick Chick"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 8, 1969 (1969-01-08)	105
Eb shows Oliver and Lisa two chicks that have hatched. Lisa starts to treat them as children. Oliver is considering raising chickens. Eb says it will just be another of Oliver's projects that goes badly. Hank is to bring over some pamphlets on the subject. But in usual Hank fashion, that is not as easy as it should be. Lisa tells Oliver what happened on the soap opera she watches. Oliver gives the Monroe brothers a week to build a chicken coop in the barn. Oliver goes to Sam's to order 1000 chicks and a brooder house. But a tearful Sam has to tell Lisa what happened on their favorite soap opera first. Haney tries to sell Oliver a ridiculous broken down egg laying inducing machine. Alf and Ralph show Oliver the chicken coop and it is a mess. Plus, they have put Eleanor the cow up in Eb's room. The chicks arrive and Lisa starts to give them all names. Oliver tells Eb to keep an eye on the brooder house temperature. A problem arises when the brooder stops working. Lisa puts the chicks in her and Oliver's bed under an electric blanket. Oliver and Lisa go to see Sam about replacing the brooder. When Sam says it will take a week, Oliver may have come up with a solution and it involves the soap opera.
107	15	"The Marital Vacation"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 15, 1969 (1969-01-15)	107
Lisa points out that her and Oliver having been fighting a lot lately. She suggests they take separate vacations and Oliver agrees. Lisa leaves for New York. Because of what Eb spreads around, everyone thinks Oliver kicked Lisa out. Lisa is not even on the plane when she calls Oliver and asks if he misses her. In New York, Lisa is sad that Oliver has not called her yet. Lisa calls Oliver constantly and is driving him crazy. Haney comes by and wants Oliver to subscribe to the Haney's Lonesome Service. Fred and Arnold come by for a visit. So Oliver will not be lonely, Arnold will stay with him until Lisa gets back. Oliver chases Arnold out. Lisa decides to come home just as Oliver flies out to New York. They both keep flying back and forth, missing each other. Lisa winds up in Miami and Oliver winds up in Cuba. Ronald Long as Charles the Waiter. Damian O'Flynn as Desk Clerk.
108	16	"A Prize in Every Package"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 22, 1969 (1969-01-22)	108
Two crooks named Mack (Anthony Caruso) and Al (Al Molinaro) rob a jewelry store in Chicago. They stash the gems in a grain bin at a Crickly Wickly cereal factory until they think it's safe. The expensive jewelry winds up packed in boxes of Crickly Wickly cereal that is then shipped to Hooterville. Lisa buys some boxes of the cereal and opens them for the prize inside. Lisa knows real jewels when she sees them, but Oliver's sure they are just fake. Fred and Arnold come by and show Oliver and Lisa the jewelry they got from the cereal boxes. Oliver takes the jewelry to Pixley to be appraised and the Jeweler tells him they are real and worth $200,000. The Jeweler asks Oliver how he got them, but Oliver can't bring himself to say they were in cereal boxes. After Oliver leaves, the Jeweler calls the police. Oliver calls Mr. Bennett of the Crickly Wickly company and tells him about the jewelry. Bennett says they didn't put any jewelry in the boxes and thinks Oliver is a nut. Mack and Al learn the jewelry went to Hooterville. Oliver tries to find out from Sam where the cereal came from, but Hank is there and makes things confusing. Sheriff Clyde Prentiss (Alan Hale Jr.) comes by and arrests Oliver for the jewelry store heist. Mack and Al come to the Sheriff's office pretending to be policeman from Chicago. But, they give themselves away and are arrested. Later, Sheriff Prentiss would like to talk to Lisa and Oliver because of a story Lisa told.
109	17	"Law Partners"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	January 29, 1969 (1969-01-29)	109
Young law school graduate Brian Williams (Rick Lenz) comes to speak with Oliver. He wants to start a law practice in Hooterville and would like Oliver to join him as a partner. Oliver tells Brian that he'll think about it. Oliver asks Eb whether he could run the farm by himself. Oliver tells Lisa that he's decided to partner with Brian. Sam tells Oliver he almost married Brian's Aunt, but didn't because she cheated at checkers. Hank comes by and has a confusing conversation about Brian. Oliver panics when Hank says he heard Brian was asking Haney about renting an office. Brian and Oliver do eventually rent an office from Haney. Oliver is organizing his law books. Oliver tells Eb that he won't be running the farm alone as Oliver won't be in the law office that much. Lisa wants to be Oliver's secretary. Lisa shows Oliver her dictation skills, but she writes in Hungarian. Oliver shows Lisa the law office. She wants to know why her name isn't on the door. Haney comes by the office and gives Oliver a stuffed monkey as a gift. He then tries to sell Oliver a diploma, which Oliver turns down. Haney now wants to charge Oliver for the monkey and Oliver kicks him out.
110	18	"A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 5, 1969 (1969-02-05)	110
The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business. Lisa has a hard time deciding what to wear for her secretary job. When Oliver gets to the office, he notices that his name is spelled Oliver Mendell Douglas on the sign and door. Haney charges Oliver to use the phone in the lobby of the theater that is below his office. The Telephone Man (Bob Hastings) is installing the office phone. Lisa is typing a letter and asks him how to spell words. She then destroys the typewriter. Lisa questions the way the Telephone Man is hooking up the telephone. He then explains to Lisa the buzzer system that she requested. Oliver wonders why there is only one phone and why it's on Lisa's desk. The buzzers that are by each desk are hooked up to fire alarm "clangers". Oliver finds out that the phone doesn't work. As Oliver, Lisa and Brian are heading to lunch, the Sign Painter (Vince Barnett) shows up. Haney charges Oliver again to use the phone. When Oliver comes back the door now reads Oliver Wendell Wilkie Holmes. Back at home, Oliver and Lisa have a confusing conversation with Hank. Later, to boost business, Lisa advertises a grand opening special with free prizes and discount law services. The ad in the paper gets Oliver and Brian in trouble with the local Bar Association. Ysabel MacCloskey as Farm Woman. Anthony Spinelli (as Sam Weston) as Farm Man.
111	19	"Economy Flight to Washington"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 12, 1969 (1969-02-12)	111
Eb would like a week off to go with the Hooterville Young People's Agricultural Society to a national convention in Washington, DC. Oliver at first says no. But after Lisa talks to him, Oliver then gives in. What Oliver doesn't know is that the Society consists of only Eb, Hank and Arnold. Lisa and Oliver take Eb to the Pixley airport. While Eb goes to look for the rest of the group, Lisa and Oliver have a confusing conversation with the Ticket Agent (Dave Willock). Oliver finally learns who's in the group. Eb and Hank board the plane and Arnold sneaks into the cockpit. Eb and Hank have a confusing conversation with Miss Jones (Renie Riano), the Stewardess. The Pilot (Reed Hadley) sees Arnold but then Arnold sneaks into the cabin. Miss Jones wants to throw Arnold off the plane. Eb gets Lisa and Oliver on the plane to smooth over the problem. While Oliver tries to get the hiding Arnold out of "the occupied", the plane takes off. After landing, they all go to the hotel. The Hotel Clerk (George Ives) tells them the convention was last week. Arnold goes to the bar where a Drunk (Foster Brooks) befriends him. Oliver calls Sam to see if he could find someone to care for Oliver's farm for a week. Haney gets on the phone and tries to charge Oliver for his farm minding service. Sam gets back on the phone and tells Oliver not to worry about the farm.
112	20	"Retreat From Washington"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 19, 1969 (1969-02-19)	112
The Douglases and their friends are still in Washington, DC. Hank gets an early wake up call from the hotel Operator (Nora Denney) so he can go sightseeing. Eb wakes up Oliver and Lisa and Arnold sneaks into Oliver's shower. While deciding what to do, Lisa suggests having lunch with the President and Eb goes with her. Hank wants to go see the Secretary of Agriculture. Meanwhile, the "Haney Farm Mindin' Service" leases out the Douglas house. Walter (Guy Raymond) and Minnie Holcombe (Fran Ryan) and their six children rent the house for $4 a day. At the Secretary of Agriculture, Hank has a confusing conversation with the Receptionist (Ketty Lester). Hank causes some more problems there. Lisa and Eb go to the White House to have the unannounced lunch with the President. They wind up getting arrested by a Policeman (Robert Sampson). Oliver finds them and Hank in jail. Arnold is there as well after causing problems in a laundromat. Oliver gets everyone out. They cut their trip short and head for home. Haney runs into Oliver and Lisa at Sam's store. Haney rushes to the Douglas farm to quickly evict the Holcombe's. He then stalls Oliver until the family can get out. Oliver does learn about Haney renting the house when Walter returns to get one of his kids out of the chimney.
113	21	"A Hunting We Won't Go"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	February 26, 1969 (1969-02-26)	113
A friendly doe wanders onto the farm and Lisa names her Clarissa. Lisa claims she can talk to Clarissa. Clarissa has three children, but she doesn't know what happened to her husband. Oliver mentions how deer hunting season starts soon. Oliver tries to hide that he ordered a gun and entered the deer hunting derby, but Lisa finds out. Sam isn't any help when Oliver tries to keep the gun purchase quiet. Sam tells Oliver and Lisa that the Governor (Roy Roberts) will be in town for the start of hunting season. Lisa tells Oliver she doesn't want him shooting any deer. He tries to explain to her where her mink coat came from. Hank comes by and has a confusing conversation about whether deer are destructive or not. Lisa asks Brian's help and he suggests getting a petition going. Brian tells Oliver about the petition, but Oliver doesn't think Lisa will get one signature. After the locals read the petition, Lisa gets 300 signatures. Lisa goes to meet the Governor at the train station. He threatens Oliver and Lisa with jail time because her petition promises everyone who signed it will get $100 from Oliver. The Governor then tears up the petition. Lisa finds a way to ruin hunting season for everyone.
114	22	"Oh, Promise Me"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 5, 1969 (1969-03-05)	114
For their anniversary, Lisa wants a church wedding. To settle a dispute over how long they've been married, Lisa has her mother send them the marriage license. Turns out that they'd been mistakenly given a license to practice dentistry. Oliver jokes that he is now a bachelor dentist. He also wonders, because the license is in Hungarian, whether this is just a ploy by Lisa to have the church wedding. Oliver goes to the University language department and speaks with Professor Rockwell (Robert Rockwell). Rockwell confirms it is a dentist license. Lisa briefly moves in with Alf and Ralph. After getting a license from Sam, Oliver and Lisa speak with Reverend Clements. Haney tries to sell Oliver some wedding items. At the wedding ceremony, Hank is best man and Ralph is maid of honor. As a wedding present, Lisa gets Oliver a dentist chair.
115	23	"Eb Uses His Ingenuity"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 12, 1969 (1969-03-12)	115
Hooterville has a big dance coming up soon. Oliver and Lisa buy tickets from Sam. Back at home, Lisa tries to show Oliver a modern dance move. He prefers the old fashioned way of dancing. Eb asks Oliver for a $20 advance on his salary. He wants to buy his girlfriend a birthday present and take her to the "swanky" Pixley Diner. Lisa wants money to go to Paris to get a new dress for the dance. Oliver says no to both of them. Oliver tells Eb to think of a way to earn the extra money. Oliver finds out from Ralph that Eb is renting out some of Lisa's clothing. Ralph thinks Oliver is hard up for cash. Minnie Holcombe comes by to rent a fur coat. Hank comes by and tells Oliver that Eb rented Oliver's car to him. Sam has rented one of Oliver's tuxedos. Oliver gives everyone their money back. Haney scams Eb out of the $10 he's earned so far and makes him the Midwest distributor for Lickwell Liver Lotion. Oliver wants the money he paid out to the people back from Eb. Eb gives him the Liver Lotion. Eb then babysits ten babies at once while their parents go to the dance. Arnold was going to help Eb, but Oliver sends the pig away. Oliver and Lisa skip the dance to help Eb.
116	24	"The Old Trunk"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 19, 1969 (1969-03-19)	116
Eb finds an old trunk in the barn. Eb and Oliver argue over who will own what is inside. Inside are some outdated stocks and bonds, a corset and a diary. The diary belonged to one Lydia Plunkett, a traveling saleswoman for corsets in 1898. Lisa reads the diary. Lydia (Eva Gabor) is traveling by train from Chicago to Beaver Hill, Nebraska. Onboard is Harry Wright (Eddie Albert), a competing corset salesman. Not knowing Lydia's profession, Harry tells her his secrets to selling and who he will be selling to in Beaver Hill. When Harry gets to his prospective buyers, they've all bought from someone else already. Harry runs into Lydia again and tells her where he's going next. The same thing happens to him. The next time he sees Lydia, he tells her he's been fired. He learns that Lydia was the competing salesperson and says he'll get even with her. A year later, Lydia runs into Harry, who is now in advertising. She tells Harry she loves him. He winds up getting fired from the advertising job. They get married and Lydia becomes president of the corset company. Harry is relegated to housework. Harry leaves Lydia and her company goes bankrupt. Three years later the two get together again. Oliver and Lisa learn from Sam that the diary was a prop from a play and none of it's true. Gordon Jump as 1st Salesman. Phil Gordon as 2nd Salesman. John Wheeler as Mr. Dabney.
117	25	"The Milk Maker"	Richard L. Bare	Jay Sommers & Dick Chevillat	March 26, 1969 (1969-03-26)	117
Local inventor "Looney Luke" Needlinger (Percy Helton) has built a machine that turns hay into milk. Convinced it will make them rich, Haney and Fred ask Sam to invest $500. When Sam isn't interested, the men decide to talk to Oliver. Meanwhile, Lisa is making a cake in the box the ingredients came in. Haney and Fred explain how the milk machine works, but Oliver thinks they're being conned. Oliver turns them down. Lisa's cake actually turns out good. Hank tells Oliver, Lisa and Sam that he's quitting his job and investing in Luke's invention. Oliver tells Hank to not take his money out of the bank just yet. Oliver and Lisa go to Luke's to see the machine. After seeing the machine in action, Oliver still believes it's fake. He thinks the milk is already in the machine. Luke shows Oliver the inside of the machine. Oliver asks if he could have a chemist friend of his look over the machine and Luke says sure. Oliver calls Charlie Williams (Foster Brooks) in New York. Charlie has a hard time believing Oliver, but agrees to test a sample of the milk. Eb tells Oliver that Eleanor the cow is going on strike because she heard about the milk machine. Oliver gets the results and has Haney, Hank and Fred come by. He tells them that there's a chemical that Luke used that would make the milk too expensive. Plus the chemical causes temporary baldness.
118	26	"The Reincarnation of Eb"	Richard L. Bare	Joel Kane	April 2, 1969 (1969-04-02)	118
The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department is holding a meeting. Haney says the town needs a search and rescue squad. Later, Lisa and Eb explain to Oliver a movie they just watched. It was about a grandfather who is reincarnated as a racehorse. Eb says he'd like to come back as a dog. The next day, Eb goes to Pixley to see his girlfriend, Lorelei. A nasty thunderstorm starts and Eb goes missing. Oliver goes looking for him and finds his motor scooter by a washed out bridge. Lisa is worried sick that something terrible has happened to Eb. Oliver goes to Drucker's store and tries to get the search and rescue squad organized. Back at home a large dog arrives and Lisa thinks it's Eb reincarnated. After he gets a call from Lisa, Oliver calls off the search because Eb is home. Oliver gets home and Lisa shows him the dog. Oliver, while not meaning to, chases the dog out of the house. Oliver goes out looking for Eb. Deputy Sheriff Carlson (Garry Walberg) comes by and asks for a description of Eb. Lisa describes the dog. Carlson yells at Lisa for wasting his time. Eb returns and Oliver comes back with the dog.

List of Green Acres episodes

Series overview

Episodes

Season 1 (1965–66)

Season 2 (1966–67)

Season 3 (1967–68)

Season 4 (1968–69)

Season 5 (1969–70)

Season 6 (1970–71)

TV movie (1990)

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