You'd Be Surprised

For the 1926 silent film, see You'd Be Surprised (film). For the 1940 novel by Peter Cheyney, see You'd Be Surprised (novel).

"You'd Be Surprised" is a song written by Irving Berlin in 1919 which Eddie Cantor interpolated it into Ziegfeld's Follies of 1919.^[1] Cantor soon recorded it and it became a major hit. Other popular versions in 1920 were by the All-Star Trio and by Irving Kaufman.^[2]

"You'd Be Surprised"
You'd Be Surprised
Composition by Irving Berlin
Written	1919
Songwriter(s)	Irving Berlin

Lyrics

The first verse introduces the shy Johnny and the woman Mary who finds him to be an exceptional lover, although apparently no one else ever has. She explains his appeal in the first chorus. By the second verse, Mary's talking-up of Johnny has resulted in him now being very popular with the ladies. The song leaves any questions about Mary's status unanswered.

The first chorus mentions the Morris Chair, made popular in America by furniture maker Gustav Stickley.

Part of first verse:

Johnny was bashful and shy;

Nobody understood why

Mary loved him

All the other girls passed him by.

Everyone wanted to know

How she could pick such a beau

With a twinkle in her eye

She made this reply

Parts of various choruses:

He's not so good in a crowd

But when you get him alone

You'd be surprised;

He's kind of scared in a mob

But when he takes you home

You'd be surprised.

He won't impress you

Right from the start

But in a week or two

You'd be surprised.

At a party or a ball

I've got to admit he's nothing at all

But in a Morris chair

You'd be surprised

Part of second verse:

Mary continued to praise

Johnny's remarkable ways

To the ladies

And you know advertising pays

Now Johnny's ne'er alone

He has the busiest phone

Almost every other day

A new girl will say

Cover versions

• Other chart versions in the USA were by Orrin Tucker (vocal by Bonnie Baker) in 1940 and by Johnnie Ray in 1954.^[2]
• The song was recorded by a number of other artists, including Billy Murray on November 19, 1919, for Victor (No. 18634A).^[3] Five years later in 1924, Murray would record a similar-themed tune called "Charley, My Boy", which included an instrumental referback to this one.
• The Hoosier Hot Shots covered the song in 1942.^[4]
• The song was revived by Olga San Juan in the 1946 Bing Crosby/Fred Astaire film, Blue Skies.
• The song was also memorably recorded by Marilyn Monroe in 1954 - with alternate lyrics.^[5] It is available on the Marilyn Monroe compilation album titled Anthology.^[6]
• Kathy Linden released a version of the song as a single in 1958 that reached No. 50 on the Billboard pop chart.^[7]
• Burl Ives included the song on his album Burl Ives Sings Irving Berlin in 1960.^[8]
• Madeline Kahn sang it at Carnegie Hall in 1988 for Berlin's 100 Birthday Celebration.
• Additionally, rock band White Hassle recorded a cover of the song for their 2005 album Your Language.^[9]