Noun
crotch spawn (countable and uncountable, plural crotch spawns)
- Synonym of crotch goblin.
2018 December 22, Ellen Scott, “Is this bride in the wrong for kicking a crying kid out of her wedding?”, in Metro:They are the assholes for thinking they and their little crotch-spawn were special and exempt from the event guidelines.
2019 February 6, Natasha Thomas (quoted), “What Readers Have to Say About a Bill to Outlaw Pet Rent in Oregon”, in Willamette Week:Children are way more destructive than most pets, and having more crotch spawns doesn't boost rent at all.