face pubes

English

Etymology

From face +‎ pubes. First use appears c. 1998. See cite below.

Noun

face pubes pl (plural only)

1. (slang, derogatory, somewhat vulgar) The facial hair of a man, especially if uneven or unkempt.

   Synonym: facial pubes

   • 1998 December 30, KKoRnFIaKe, “Got The Life Video”, in alt.music.korn‎ (Usenet):

     Yeah, I know. He used to be gorgeous like in Who, Then, Now? And now he's still a hottie, but i'm not liking the little face pubes.

   • 2010, Steve Seabury, Mosh Potatoes - Recipes, Anecdotes, and Mayhem from the Heavyweights of Heavy Metal, page 77:

     With your bare hands mash the shit out of it until blended consistently, all the while trying not to get any of your greasy hair or shitty face pubes in it.

   • 2012, Craig Bridger, Surviving Groomzilla: A Bride's Guide:

     So I won't issue commandants on wedding whiskers, but I will offer the reference chart on the next two pages to help you make the informed decision about Groomzilla's face pubes.

   • 2013, Greg Means, MK Reed, Joe Flood, The Cute Girl Network - Volume 1, page 38:

     She was laughing at your deranged face pubes, you moron.

   • 2020, Kat Adams, Just Between Us:

     I don't think I'll be fighting over them or their plastered face pubes.