fartometer

English

Etymology

From fart +‎ -o- +‎ -meter.

Noun

fartometer (plural fartometers)

1. (humorous) A supposed device that measures flatulence.
   • 2010, Monica Margaret Jones, Up to Our Necks in It, page 106:

     Environmentalists campaign against flatulence
     which is known to contribute to global warming.
     Governments heed and compel us to wear
     In the rectum a micro-electronic fartometer.
     Our emissions of methane are taxed.