zerok

English

Etymology

Blend of zero +‎ fork, playing on the fact that most traditional forks have four prongs and the word fork sounds like four-k.

Pronunciation

• (Received Pronunciation) IPA^(key): /zɪəɹəʊːk/
• (General American) IPA^(key): /zɪəɹəʊk/

Noun

zerok (plural zeroks)

1. (literal) A zero-pronged fork.

   As I watched my favorite fork turn into a zerok I started to cry

3. (humorous) Any kitchen utensil that does not have any tines, prongs, or point such as a spoon or spatula

   The utensil shop was filled with zeroks but there weren't any utensils with points.