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Novastan is a country on the North Caucasus within Dagestan. It borders Dagestan on all sides and is completely landlocked. The capital city is Ardhara.
Around 70,000 people live in Novastan, with the majority in the capital Adhara. The native language for most of the country is Avar. Novastan is a communist autocracy. Novastan was a part of the Russian Federation until February 5, 2009. Communist ultra nationalist Sigur Berdin commanded 1200 rebels to seize Adhara. Shortly afterwards, Berdin assumed power and declared independence from the Russian Federation.
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Etymology The name Nova(Avar) means cool guy in Avar. The suffix -stan means state. So, Novastan means “Cool Guy State.” Geography Novastan sits atop the Northern Caucasus mountains. It has an area of 3,000 sp kilometers. The highest point is Basturdi Mountain (4002 mi). The one river is called “Russian Urine River.”
Natural Resources Novastan is rich in oil, nuclear waste, coal, slavery, and opium.
Demographics Population 70,001 (2009) Male: 25,000 Female: 40,000 Questionable: 5,000
Ethnic Groups It should be noted that there used to be ethnic Russians before the revolution. However, they were kicked out. Avars 50,000 Kipchuks 3,000 Nunchuks 4,000 Dumbelbombs 3,000 Terabytes 10,000 Jews 1
Economy As of 2009, The economy of Novastan consists of: (It should be noted that the Novastan bank is co-owned by the richest man in Novastan, Andriev Cohen, the only jew in Novastan. 50% Opium Trade/with a little agriculture 20% Slavery/Human Trafficking 10% Industry 10% Gun running 10% Other Novastanis will often work with Opium lords of Afghanistan. There are not many buildings besides missile silos left by the Soviets. The Novastani workforce makes smuggles guns for Chechen rebels.
Religion Before the revolution, 70% Muslim and 29% Christian. However, after the revolution everyone became atheist. Except of course, Andriev Cohen, the only jew in Novastan.