List of Dick Figures episodes

Dick Figures is an American adult-oriented animated comedy series created and written by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller.

Series overview

Season		Episodes	Originally aired
			First aired	Last aired
	Pilot		2009
	1	10	November 18, 2010	March 24, 2011
	2	10	April 21, 2011	August 25, 2011
	3	10	September 22, 2011	January 26, 2012
	4	10	April 5, 2012	August 1, 2012
	5	11	August 27, 2013	July 10, 2014
	Movie	12	September 17, 2013	December 2, 2013
	M.W.S.	3	October 4, 2015	November 8, 2015

Episodes

Pilot

Title	Time	Written by	Release date
"Unaired Pilot"	1:06	Ed Skudder	2009 (2009) (Original) August 27, 2012 (2012-08-27) (YouTube) [1]
This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before "Dick Figures" was picked up as a series in September 2010. It can be seen that it is called "Stick Figures" and all the characters are fully colored in.

Season 1 (2010–11)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Time	Written by	Release date
1	1	"A Bee or Something"	2:27	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	November 18, 2010 (2010-11-18)[2]
Blue's girlfriend has dumped him, whilst Red uses his now Auto-Tuned voice (caused by him swallowing a bee) to impress the ladies.
2	2	"Panda Hat"	2:25	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	December 2, 2010 (2010-12-02)[3]
Red celebrates his birthday by getting drunk at a bar. A series of events culminate in him drinking out of a toilet and vomiting over Blue.
3	3	"Flame War"	3:10	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	December 15, 2010 (2010-12-15)[4]
Red violently fights his way through a shopping mall in order to retrieve the last copy of the latest Flame War video game. Meanwhile, Blue fails to impress a woman named Pink, but ultimately secures a date with her by “saving her life”. At the end, Red and Blue discover the only objective of the game is to shoot at memes.
4	4	"Traffic Jams"	1:56	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	December 29, 2010 (2010-12-29)[5]
Blue is stuck in a traffic jam, and Red's appearance out of nowhere begins to drive him mad, until they come under attack from a giant, fire-breathing tortoise.
5	5	"Steakosaurus"	3:11	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	January 13, 2011 (2011-01-13)[6]
Red is hungry, so he and Blue travel back in time to the land of the dinosaurs.
6	6	"OMG"	2:01	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	January 27, 2011 (2011-01-27)[7]
A hungover Blue wakes up in several seemingly nightmarish situations, until it transpires that the whole episode is a dream.
7	7	"Trouble Date"	2:08	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	February 10, 2011 (2011-02-10)[8]
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined by the appearance of Red and his girlfriend, Stacy.
8	8	"Kitty Amazing"	2:46	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	February 24, 2011 (2011-02-24)[9]
Red finds a cat in a dumpster, whom he names "Kitty Amazing". However, "Kitty Amazing" appears to have a dark secret...
9	9	"Role Playas"	2:45	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	March 10, 2011 (2011-03-10)[10]
Cerulean (Blue) hopes to gain charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
10	10	"Attack of the Pwns"	4:10	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	March 24, 2011 (2011-03-24)[11]
Red and Blue battle Star Wars style in space due to Red eating the last microwaveable burrito.

Season 2 (2011)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Time	Written by	Release date
11	1	"Zombies & Shotguns"	2:31	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	April 21, 2011 (2011-04-21)[12]
During a visit to the local shopping mall, Red struggles to open a bag of chips, whilst the mall itself appears to be over-run with zombies.
12	2	"Camp Anarchy"	2:20	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 5, 2011 (2011-05-05)[13]
Blue and a reluctant Red volunteer to be counsellors at a summer camp, with both taking very different approaches.
13	3	"Butt Genie"	2:24	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 19, 2011 (2011-05-19)[14]
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz dies after passing a mysterious teapot.
14	4	"Lord Tourette's Syndrome"	2:26	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 2, 2011 (2011-06-02)[15]
Lord Tourettes has lost his hat (and his ability to swear), and he promises to reward Blue and Red with a "treasure" if they help him find it.
15	5	"Fang Angels"	2:48	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 16, 2011 (2011-06-16)[16]
A bored Blue is stuck watching Fang Angels with Pink, whilst Red plans to escape from prison.
16	6	"Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada"	2:52	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 30, 2011 (2011-06-30)[17]
Red and Blue sail the high seas in search of bounty.
17	7	"Y U So Meme?"	3:04	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	July 14, 2011 (2011-07-14)[18]
Red keeps getting beaten by a Flame War gamer named TROLLz0r, so he enlists Blue to track him down.
18	8	"Sex Marks the Spot"	3:48	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	July 28, 2011 (2011-07-28)[19]
After discovering a treasure map whilst unblocking the toilet, Red and Blue head in search of its treasure.
19	9	"We're Cops!"	3:27	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	August 11, 2011 (2011-08-11)[20]
After stealing a police car, Red and Blue take advantage of their "policeman" status to obtain freebies.
20	10	"Bath Rhymes"	4:35	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	August 25, 2011 (2011-08-25)[21]
A music video containing submissions from hundreds of animators.

Season 4 (2012)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Time	Written by	Release date
31	1	"Losing Streakers"	2:47	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	April 5, 2012 (2012-04-05)[32]
Red and Blue visit Sal Sagev in an attempt to win rent money.
32	2	"Pussy Magnet"	2:00	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	April 18, 2012 (2012-04-18) (Dick Figures Website) April 19, 2012 (YouTube)[33]
Red offers Blue advice to help re-ignite his sex life.
33	3	"Taco Tuesday"	2:50	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 3, 2012 (2012-05-03)[34]
Red and Blue are unable to pay their bill at an Italian restaurant, so the manager forces them to bake and deliver pizzas to a brothel.
34	4	"Ocho Muerte"	2:01	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 16, 2012 (2012-05-16) (Dick Figures Website) May 17, 2012 (YouTube)[35]
Blue's romantic cooking for Pink is interrupted by Red arriving to feed Ocho-Muerte, his pet octopus, which subsequently escapes and terrorises Pink. Now locked out of the apartment, Blue must get back inside to rescue her.
35	5	"First Day of Cool"	4:39	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 31, 2012 (2012-05-31)[36]
An introduction to how Red and Blue became friends. This leads up to an early sneak peek of Dick Figures: The Movie.
36	6	"The Red Devil"	2:47	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 14, 2012 (2012-06-14)[37]
After getting lost in Mexico, Red and Blue find themselves enlisted as mules in a burrito-smuggling operation.
37	7	"Freshman 15"	2:39	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 28, 2012 (2012-06-28)[38]
Red attempts to have sex with fifteen girls at a house party (the "Freshman 15" challenge), whilst Blue heads in search of medicine to cure his high fever. This is the second sneak peek leading up to Dick Figures: The Movie.
38	8	"The Ballad of Lord Tourettes"	2:12	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	July 5, 2012 (2012-07-05)[39]
A song about a day in the life of Lord Tourettes.
39	9	"The Fart Knight Rises"	3:54	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	July 12, 2012 (2012-07-12)[40]
Batman and the Bloser provide security for the Olympic Games in London, where they once again come up against Earl Grey. This is a parody of The Dark Knight Rises.
40	10	"Robot Frog"	2:57	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	August 1, 2012 (2012-08-01)[41]
A prequel episode showing the events leading up to the beginning of the first ever episode.

Season 5 (2013–2014)

Season 5's release and production was subject to two large hiatuses. Due to the production of the movie, season 5's production was put on hold until after the movie was done so there was a one-year gap between the end of season 4 and the beginning of season 5. A hiatus also occurred between episodes 3 and 4 due to both the weekly release of the movie starting on September 17, 2013, and the crew taking a break from the year-long production of the movie. Regular release of the season resumed in April 2014.

As well as being released on YouTube for free viewing, the season was also available to buy in advance to the YouTube release.

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Time	Written by	Release date
41	1	"GTA: Pacific Grim"	2:41	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	August 27, 2013 (2013-08-27)[42]
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they are controlling might just be real...
42	2	"Hardcore Chore"	2:39	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	September 3, 2013 (2013-09-03)[43]
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
43	3	"Snowjob"	2:44	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	September 10, 2013 (2013-09-10)[44]
A snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
44	4	"Dick Figures: The Movie The Song"	2:41	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	April 3, 2014 (2014-04-03)[45]
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie. Performed By Ninja Sex Party
45	5	"The Red Planet"	3:11	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	April 17, 2014 (2014-04-17)
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box giveaway, but accidentally board a NASA rocket ship instead. They crash land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
46	6	"A Hobbit of Thrones"	2:48	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 1, 2014 (2014-05-01)
Blue's attempts to involve Red, Pink and Stacy in his Dungeons & Dragons session is thwarted when Pink and Stacy become high from pot brownies and make up their own rules to the game.
47	7	"Das Vidiamond"	2:59	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 15, 2014 (2014-05-15)
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they reveal where the Das Vidiamond Vodka is. A series of blackout flashbacks establish the events of the previous night.
48	8	"Trash God"	3:27	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	May 29, 2014 (2014-05-29)
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
49	9	"Chick Figures"	2:52	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 12, 2014 (2014-06-12)
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
50	10	"Happy Birthdump"	2:49	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	June 26, 2014 (2014-06-26)
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet.
51	11	"Figured Out"	3:15	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	July 10, 2014 (2014-07-10)
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie. Note: This episode reveals that all the episodes that were released after Dick Figures: The Movie are set before the film.

Messin' With Sasquatch (2015)

No. in series	No. in season	Title	Time	Written by	Release date
52	1	"New Kid"	1:50	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	October 4, 2015 (2015-10-04)[51]
Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully.
53	2	"Camp Fight"	1:55	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	October 18, 2015 (2015-10-18)[52]
Red and Blue try “roughing it” and wind up getting “roughed up” instead in a wild Trail mix up with the local wild life.
54	3	"Wild Kingdom"	1:14	Ed Skudder and Zack Keller	November 8, 2015 (2015-11-08)[53]
Blue becomes a fashion victim and Red gives treehugger a whole new meaning.