List of Till Death Us Do Part episodes

This is an episode list for the BBC television sitcom Till Death Us Do Part by Johnny Speight, broadcast between 22 July 1965 and 3 April 1992, including Till Death... and In Sickness and in Health.

Till Death Us Do Part

Earlier episodes were produced in black-and-white; all episodes after Series 3 are in colour. The original videotapes of nearly all episodes prior to Series 4 were wiped, although complete or partial recordings of some episodes have been found. Recordings exist of all episodes from Series 4 and later.

Pilot episode

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
Till Death Us Do Part	22 July 1965	The only way that Mike can take out a deposit on a new home is to take out a life insurance policy on Alf.	Aired as an episode of Comedy Playhouse. Only an excerpt is known to exist. Gretchen Franklin plays Else.

Series 1

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
Arguments, Arguments...	6 June 1966	Incensed by Mike's comments about his home, Alf takes himself off to the pub to drown his sorrows.	Missing from the archive for over thirty years, a copy was found in 2002.
Hair Raising! (handwritten as "Baldhead" on the camera script)	13 June 1966	An argument about clothes turns into one about Alf's baldness, if which he is particularly sensitive. After being caught trying on one of Rita's wigs he resorts to a fearsome concoction to try to induce his hair to grow.	This episode no longer exists in the archive and is an off-air audio recording made during transmission.
A House With Love in It	20 June 1966	Mike tries to help Alf out when he forgets his 25th wedding anniversary — but no good deed goes unpunished!	One of the few monochrome episodes to remain in the archive, this was shown as part of the BBC's Festival 77 celebrations (whose introduction by broadcaster René Cutforth is included as a hidden "Easter Egg" at the start of the episode).
Intolerance	27 June 1966	After a bit of fracas at the European Cup Winners Cup, Alf returns home with two black eyes and no voice.	Missing from the archive since the late 1960s, a copy was returned from a private film collection in 2016.
Two Toilets? ... That's Posh	4 July 1966	Mike and Rita have their heart set on their own house — the only problem is that they can't afford one. While Alf is having a bath in the kitchen, he overhears Mike talking to an estate agent about selling Alf's house to use as a deposit for a new one.	This episode no longer exists in the archive and is an off-air audio recording made during transmission.
From Liverpool with Love	18 July 1966	Alf opens one of Mike's letters and is horrified to discover that Mike's parents are coming to visit — one of whom is a devout catholic while the other is a compulsive liar. Things turn worse when Alf finds out they intend to stay for a week
Claustrophobia	1 August 1966	Alf gets the hump during a family holiday in the West Country. The journey is a nightmare but it is the ramshackle holiday cottage and utter desolation if its location that sends him straight to the nearest pub.

Series 2

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
Peace and Goodwill	26 December 1966	Christmas in the Garnett household is no less fraught than any other time of year.	This episode only existed in the archive in an incomplete form until the full episode was returned in 2009.
Sex Before Marriage	2 January 1967	Alf breaks the monotony of wallpapering the living room by railing against the permissive society. The whole world has obviously gone sex mad — even the clergy are getting in on the act!	Considering its status as defining moments in the history of television comedy, it seems somewhat surprised that, following their original transmissions in the 1960s, the BBC disposed of practically all of the first three series of Till Death Us Do Part, wiping the original videotapes, whilst also allowing filmed telerecordings to disappear from the archive. Such copies are still available for viewing are largely the result of recoveries since the 1990s, of which one of the most recent finds was Sex Before Marriage, which resurfaced in 2017 in the form of a 16mm film print struck for overseas sales. The episode was first broadcast on Monday 2 January 1967 as the second episode in series two, and this proved to be its only transmission in the UK. The last sighting of the black and white series was in January 1969, and with the introduction of colour broadcasts later the same year, their potential for domestic broadcast was clearly compromised. A solitary black and white example (A House With Love in It) was shown as part of BBC's Festival 77 strand in August 1977, and a clip from The Blood Donor also surfaced at this time as part of a retrospective compilation. The recovered print of Sex Before Marriage was screened at the BFI's annual Missing Believed Wiped event in December 2017 and was presented for the first time on DVD.[1]
I Can Give It Up Any Time I Like	9 January 1967	Mike's hacking smoker's cough enrages Alf, but Mike turns the tables with a bet to see who can stop smoking the longest. Painted into a corner, Alf has no choice other than to suffer the pangs of nicotine withdrawal.	This episode no longer exists in the archive and is an off-air audio made during transmission. It is missing several minutes of dialogue-free material, which do not impact on the storyline.
The Bulldog Breed	16 January 1967	An attempt by Mike to appeal to Alf's good side for a donation towards medical aid to Vietnam comes a cropper as Alf doesn't have a good side. A rant in war ensues — only interrupted when a belligerent driver parks his huge lorry outside the Garnett's house.	This episode no longer exists in the archive and is an off-air audio made during transmission.
Caviare on the Dole (aka Caviar on the Dole)	23 January 1967	Mike is on the dole again, but isn't downhearted as the recently increased weekly benefits allowance him to live a life of luxury until the next job comes along. Needless to say, Alf is enraged.
A Woman's Place Is in the Home	30 January 1967	Arriving home to an empty house and a burnt dinner, Alf is appalled to find out that — not only has everyone else been enjoying a few hours at the pictures — but that they've been to the chip shop and not got him anything to eat.
A Wapping Mythology (The Workers' King)	6 February 1967	Alf tells tall stories about his dad's personal friendship with the Duke of Windsor — though Mike's scorn is tempered when Alf receives two free tickets to the impending West Ham v Liverpool game.
In Sickness and in Health	13 February 1967	Alf is ill in bed while everyone else is downstairs enjoying the television. A visit from the decrepit Dr Kelly results in a verdict of "nothing wrong with you", so Alf sets off in search of a second opinion.	Missing for many years, this episode was returned to the archive in 2009.
State Visit	20 February 1967	Alf is enraged to learn that Harold Wilson is to play host to the Russian president. Even worse, he reads that the Queen will have to meet this Bolshevik heathen - something that ought not to happen to someone who is descended from God.
Alf's Dilemma (aka Cleaning Up TV)	27 February 1967	Alf lectures everyone on the benefits of Mary Whitehouse's edifying new book — a rhapsody that is that is abruptly interrupted when the diarrhoea from which he's suffering flares up. At that point he discovers that their loo isn't working due to Else's tea leaves...	Twenty minutes of sound and image were returned to the archive in 1997 — with three sections missing from the complete episode. With the aid of an off-air audio recording this episode has been reconstructed to its full running time.
Till Closing Time Us Do Part: A Bank Holiday Knees-up with the Garnett family	27 March 1967	Alf finds his local pub full of celebrities — and promptly insults them all!

Series 3

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
The Phone	5 January 1968	Alf wins seventeen quid on the horses only to find out that Mike couldn't place the bet as the phone box was occupied. He is soft-soaped into believing that getting a telephone installed is in his own best interests, but he soon finds out it is anything but.	Missing from the archive until 2023, however in 2001 this episode was recovered by Martin Loach from an off-air recording on a Phillips EL3400 open-reel video tape. Due to oxide shedding from the tape it was recovered in small sections which were then reassembled into the full episode.
The Blood Donor	12 January 1968	Sensing cowardice, Mike tries to talk Alf into giving blood. Despite Alf's concern that that about who his blood would be given to, he's finally convinced to do It on a fiver bob bet.
Monopoly	19 January 1968	Else's sloth-like behaviour at the Monopoly board drives Alf into a New Year's Eve rage. Venting his spleen on transcendentalism and religion he's momentarily distracted by the tray of water that Else puts down for the mice...	Missing from the archive for over fifty years, a copy was found in 2023.
The Funeral	26 January 1968	Mike fails to see the point in turning off the television as a mark of respect when a neighbour dies — especially as Alf never liked her in the first place and West Ham are on the box later that evening.	This episode no longer exists in the archive and is an off-air audio recording made during transmission.
Football (aka The Football)	2 February 1968	The vicar foolishly asks Alf to coach the local kids' football team. When Mike advises that one of the tearaways could become a professional, Alf decides that West Ham FC must get first refusal.
The Dog (aka.The Puppy)	9 February 1968	A drunken Alf surprises everyone by bringing home a dog the he has just bought from a man in the pub. Despite telling everyone tall tales about his Dad's dog-rearing skills, it is soon pretty clear that Alf has not got the first clue how to handle one himself.
Aunt Maud	16 February 1968	Dr Kelly prescribes bed rest for a poorly Else, so her sister Maud moves in to look after things. When Alf makes his contempt more than plain, he finds out he has got to fend for himself or starve.	Missing from the archive until 2023, however in 2001 this episode was recovered by Martin Loach from an off-air recording on a Phillips EL3400 open-reel video tape. It is missing the first few minutes, but with the aid of an off-air audio recording this episode has been reconstructed to its full running time. The end credits are also missing but this has been left 'as is'.

Surviving Episodes from 1965–1968

Series	Episode	Title	Airdate	Notes
1	1	Arguments, Arguments...	6 June 1966	Found in 2002
	3	A House with Love in It	20 June 1966
	4	Intolerance	11 July 1966	Found in August 2016
2	1	Peace and Goodwill	26 December 1966
	2	Sex Before Marriage	2 January 1967	Found in October 2017
	8	In Sickness and In Health	13 February 1967	Found in 2009
	9	State Visit	20 February 1967
	10	Alf's Dilemma (a.k.a. Cleaning Up TV)	27 February 1967	Found in 1997
	11	Till Closing Time Do Us Part	27 March 1967
3	1	The Phone	5 January 1968	A low-quality, domestic recording exists
	2	The Blood Donor	12 January 1968
	3	Monopoly	19 January 1968	Found in 2023
	7	Aunt Maud	16 February 1968

Election special

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
The Campaign's Over (a.k.a. Up the Polls)	18 June 1970	It is General Election night, and Alf is discussing the state of the nation, immigration, the Common Market, and the World Cup.	First episode produced in colour. A low-quality, 25 minute domestic black-and-white video recording (missing the first 5 minutes) exists, as well as a complete off-air audio recording and 27 seconds of colour footage.

Series 4

This series was released on DVD in the UK as The Complete 1972 Series by Network.

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
To Garnett A Grandson (aka To Garnett — a Grandson)	13 September 1972	Alf's happy to be a granddad — though he's considerably less so when he hears about the christening!
Pigeon Fancier (aka The Bird Fancier)	20 September 1972	Alf's in the money; celebrating at the pub he meets a friend and thinks he has a sure-fire way to make some more.	This episode included in this set is an early, extended edit which runs two minutes longer than the transmitted version. It also features the intended titles for series four, which were ultimately replaced prior to transmission.
Holiday in Bournemouth (aka Women's Lib and Bournemouth)	27 September 1972	As the Garnett family set out for Bournemouth after a raging argument about Women's Lib, Alf isn't really in holiday mood.
Dock Pilfering (aka If We Want a Proper Democracy Here We've Got to Start Shooting a Few People)	11 October 1972	Alf lectures Mike on the benefits of inflation before falling into an argument over whether Jesus was Labour or Conservative.
Up The Hammers (aka Up the 'Ammers)	18 October 1972	Alf wants his grandson to play for his beloved West Ham. He encounters some firm resistance.
Alf's Broken Leg	25 October 1972	Alf, in a wheelchair with a broken leg, on overpopulation: "Let's have a war and get rid of some of your bloody youth!" Guest: Joan Sims

1972 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Jesus Christ Superstar	26 December 1972	Guest: Paul Nicholas

Series 5

This series was released on DVD in the UK as The Complete 1974 Series by Network.

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
TV Licence	2 January 1974	Alf feels he doesn't need a TV licence if he only gets commercial television. Guest: Gorden Kaye
The Royal Wedding	9 January 1974	Alf wants to throw a street party for the royal wedding of Princess Anne and Mark Phillips. Guest: Joan Sims	The original transmission version of this episode no longer exists and is from an off-air recording.
Strikes and Blackouts	23 January 1974	There's a power cut – isn't there?
Three Day Week (a.k.a. Else's Three Day Week)	30 January 1974	Else begins her own three-day week so there's no dinner for Alf.
Gran's Watch	5 February 1974	Gran appears to be dying, so she won't need her late husband's gold watch now, will she? Guest: Joan Sims
Party Night (a.k.a. The Demon Drink)	12 February 1974	Alf likes a drink, but isn't amused when the women have a skinful. Guests: Joan Sims, Roy Kinnear, Rita Webb and Adrienne Posta
Paki-Paddy	28 February 1974	Alf shows his prejudice against immigrants, one of whom moves in next door. Guest: Spike Milligan as "Paki-Paddy"

1974 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Outback Bound	31 December 1974	Else's sister Maud has fallen ill and Else leaves for Australia to care for her. Alf tries to stop her from going but Else leaves anyway.

Series 6

Title	Airdate	Description
Phone Call to Else	8 January 1975	Alf is missing Else who is still away in Australia and Rita and Mike convince him to make a long-distance phone call to her. But Else answers and lays the phone down to answer the doorbell, the time clicks away and the bill grows. Dandy Nichols' last appearance as Else Garnett on the series.
Marital Bliss	15 January 1975	Min and Bert Reed from next door have a fight and split up.
Wedgie Ben	22 January 1975	Alf, the Reads and the Rawlins get involved in the inevitable political argument. Alf regards long term Labour minister Anthony Wedgewood Benn a fraud because he has a title – which he will later renounce – and lives in a wealthy Conservative neighbourhood. Mike, however, turns the tables on his father-in-law by pointing out that Alf is a Conservative voter living in a far from wealthy Labour stronghold.
The Wake	29 January 1975	Min's mother has died and everybody has returned from the funeral though Min is adamant that her mother will be reincarnated as a blackbird. Having made sure that he has not already learnt of its outcome Alf settles down to watch the Ali-Foreman fight on TV but there are, of course, complications.
Christmas Club Books	5 February 1975	Alf has been charged to look after the Christmas club subscriptions at the local pub. However maths is not his strong point and he has trouble balancing the books. This in turn leads to the regulars suspecting that, instead of intending to pay them out, he is keeping the cash to join his wife in Oz and an argument breaks out, though he is almost importuned by a gay man.
The Letter	12 February 1975	Alf is heartbroken to learn Else isn't returning to England and has written a letter confirming it to Rita.

Series 7

Title	Airdate	Description
Moving in With Min	5 November 1975	With it clear Else isn't returning, Alf considers sale of the house and moving in with Min and Bert next door.
Min the Housekeeper	12 November 1975	Min goes on strike as housekeeper.
Drunk in Charge of a Bicycle	19 November 1975	Alf and Bert go out for the day and Alf gets drunk and arrested for riding a bicycle intoxicated.
The Window	26 November 1975	While cleaning the windows, Alf gets stuck on the ledge. Guest: Pat Coombs
A Hole in One	3 December 1975	Alf and Bert head off to go golfing
Unemployment	17 December 1975	Alf returns home after being laid off work to find a surprise birthday party with friends and family. Arguments about politics, Catholics and the Irish fill the night. A near fight between Alf and neighbour Wally Carry is interrupted when a telegram arrives from Else in Australia asking for a divorce. Guests: Joan Sims, Pat Coombs and Hugh Lloyd

1980 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
The Thoughts of Charman Alf at Christmas (On Yer Actual Boxing Day)	26 December 1980	ATV stand-up show, which still exists in the archives.

Till Death...

Series 1 (Series 8)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1	22 May 1981	Alf, Else and Min explore Eastbourne – including the Pier, the Pier Arcade and the Queen's Hotel.
Episode 2	29 May 1981	Rita and her son, Michael, visit Alf, Else and Min. Whilst on a walk, Alf claims that he was mugged by one of "Michael's sort", when in fact the group of boys were only helping him across the road.
Episode 3	5 June 1981	Alf comes home drunk after watching a West Ham football game and ends up sleeping on the floor in the hall. In the morning, he finds that Else hasn't cooked him any breakfast – and he's livid.
Episode 4	19 June 1981	Alf answers their transport problems by acquiring a very old motorbike and sidecar – however, he hasn't got a licence for it.
Episode 5	26 June 1981	The television is broken.
Episode 6	3 July 1981	Alf is taken ill with liver complaints, after spending the night before drinking.

In Sickness and in Health

Series 1 (Series 9)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1	1 September 1985	The Garnetts are back in London. Else is severely arthritic and can barely walk and Alf extols the joys of the wheelchair has got her – until he has to push her around in it. With so many cars parked on the pavement he uses the middle of the road, incurring a motorist's wrath. The chair does come in handy for getting him on the front row at football matches though his response to a home win reveals that he is using it fraudulently.
Episode 2	8 September 1985	Having complained about his failing eye sight – and just about everything else – Alf takes his wife out in her wheelchair and buys her an ice cream cornet whilst avoiding giving money to the vicar. However his poor sight proves his undoing when he accidentally goes into a ladies' toilet and is arrested as a sex pest.
Episode 3	15 September 1985	Having scrubbed the hall floor and disapproved of Else's using the milkman to place her bets, Alf feels that they are entitled to a home help but manages to antagonise three women in succession. Returning from the pub he finds that the latest is Winston, an extremely flamboyant gay black man who will clearly take no nonsense from him.
Episode 4	29 September 1985	Alf tries the patience of good-natured Fred Johnson and his wife from next door by using their phone to make a very long-winded long-distance call to Rita. After expounding upon funerals in the pub, Alf repays Fred by buying him so many drinks he falls over, but Alf's homeward progress pushing Else in her wheelchair also ends in drunken calamity.
Episode 5	6 October 1985	Rita comes to visit and no sooner is she through the door than Alf argues with her about Else. After Alf has criticised Margaret Thatcher, claiming that no woman should be prime minister, Else and Rita gang up against him with Winston, who brings an equally camp friend home to throw a party for Rita. Alf is given extremely strong drink so that, whilst the others continue carousing, he passes out.
Episode 6	13 October 1985	Tired of pushing Else around in her chair Alf feels she should have an electric scooter but they cost two and a half grand and the woman at Social Security tells Alf that, as long as he is around to push, Else is ineligible. Taking an idea from some kids with a go-kart Alf adds jet propulsion to the chair, which goes out of control, foiling a bank robbery and landing him in hospital. He is declared a hero but, following Winston's view that the robbers' accomplices may be out to get him, decides to remain anonymous.

1985 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Untitled	26 December 1985	Rita has come to stay but announces her intention to go back home on Christmas Eve. In order to persuade her to stay and help him look after Else, Alf falls off a ladder and claims to have injured his leg. However, whilst Rita does stay, the knees up at the Christmas Day party goes so well that Alf's enthusiastic participation soon exposes his supposedly bad leg as nothing more than a ruse.

Series 2 (Series 10)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1	4 September 1986	Else has died and Alf and Rita with friends and neighbours including landlady Mrs Hollingbery return from the funeral for the wake. With Else gone his pension will be halved yet the bills remain the same and Mrs Hollingbury surprises everybody by revealing that Alf has finally lost faith in the Conservatives and persuaded her to vote Labour with him at the last election. She also shows her racist side, provoking Rita's displeasure but being calmed down with an ironic kiss from Winston. However, when the mourners leave and he's alone, he breaks down at the sight of her now empty wheelchair.
Episode 2	11 September 1986	When Rita and Winston come in at night making a noise, Mrs. Hollingbery decides to start locking the front door of the flats at 10:30. But can Alf make it back from the pub in time?
Episode 3	18 September 1986	Mrs. Hollingbery's obsession with locking doors takes on new dimensions when she even locks Alf into his own flat but then he needs to go to toilet. Meanwhile, the shopkeeper wants to call in Elsa's debts, and the milkman has some news about her gambling.
Episode 4	25 September 1986	Alf gets fed up with everybody having a Sunday roast except him, so he makes his first trip to a supermarket. However, he's forgotten he can't cook.
Episode 5	2 October 1986	Rita buys Alf a second-hand jacket, and when he notices it is covered in medals he uses it to try to gain all sorts of favours under false pretences. He also gets a visit from canvassing politicians.
Episode 6	9 October 1986	Min Reed and her sister visit Alf and end up staying for a few days. This provokes the jealousy of Mrs. Hollingbery who has grown found of Alf without admitting it.

1986 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Untitled	23 December 1986	Its Alf's first Christmas since Else died, and he is furious when Rita jets off to Spain for a second honeymoon leaving him alone. This is Una Stubbs last ever episode playing Rita.

Series 3 (Series 11)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1	22 October 1987	Having got himself a free teas-maid by causing a scene in an electrical shop Alf goes home to open a private letter to Rita, telling her her divorce from Mike has come through. He is overjoyed as he thinks she will move into the spare room and look after him. However she is planning to marry local doctor Thompson so Alf reluctantly is forced to let Winston have the room instead. To compound Alf's joy Fred Johnson has made sure the teas-maid goes off in the night and wakens all the street.
Episode 2	29 October 1987	After holding forth in the pub on how foreigners have brought AIDS to England Alf and his friend Arthur visit a sex shop, where Arthur steals a pornographic magazine but gives it to Alf to mind for him. When Mrs Hollingbery finds it Alf blames it on Winston and tries to have him evicted but Arthur puts his foot in it by turning up at the house asking for his book just as it is being torn up.
Episode 3	5 November 1987	Alf decides to invest in his own phone but quickly finds himself at war with Mrs Hollingbery over its use as she claims ownership as she is the householder. With the phone being cordless they are frequently hiding it from each other and Winston's calls to Jamaica are no help whilst Alf's delight in trying out his new acquisition by ringing everybody he knows leads to friction with Arthur's wife and injury for Fred Johnson.
Episode 4	12 November 1987	Min and Gwenneth pay Alf another visit, Gwenneth as confused as ever as she mistakes Alf for a doctor and takes her skirt off and, in the pub, mistakes Arthur for an old boyfriend. Back at the house the sisters hold a seance which Winston and his boyfriend use to make Alf believe he is possessed by an evil spirit before faking a conversation with God, who persuades Alf to give the women his bed for the night.
Episode 5	19 November 1987	At the local old time dance afternoon Alf is challenged to fight ageing Lothario Fancy Fred by two merry widows who end up fighting each other but Alf has his chance to threaten Fred when Fred parks his van on the pavement outside the house. However, when Alf gets his legs wedged on the window ledge as he tries to clean the window Arthur and Winston see Fred's van as a means of escape. Fred has other ideas though and Alf has a landing of a different sort.
Episode 6	26 November 1987	On a boiling hot summer day Alf goes to the DHSS to complain that he should have had more money in last winter's heating allowance for living in an end terrace but it cuts no ice. Back home he joins his friends watching cricket on television and falls asleep, loudly dreaming that he has been knighted for his services to the game. He wakes up to general derision and the knowledge that he has been exposed for stealing the eggs from next door's hens.

1987 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Untitled	25 December 1987	Alf is spending Christmas in hospital for a hip replacement but his visitors' scare stories of what could go wrong propel him into fleeing from the ward dressed as a woman – which incurs a drunk's unwanted attention. Back at the house he is outraged when Mrs Hollingbery's sister turns up after his room, being told that he is not expected to live, but all is forgiven when Mrs Hollingbery invites everybody upstairs for a Christmas party. Unfortunately he has forgotten the loose stair rod and ends up back in the hospital.

Series 4 (Series 12)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1	7 September 1989	Alf has had his hip operation and Winston has moved out, replaced by his straight cousin Pele. However some things never change, such as Alf's continuing feud with Mrs Hollingbery, particularly as she hogs his television. Things could be about to change, though, as Arthur points out to Alf that he could be a very rich man by marrying the widow and he sets about wooing her.
Episode 2	14 September 1989	Encouraged by Arthur Alf continues to pursue Mrs Hollingbery, even going down on one knee to propose though she wants time to think. After a night in the pub a surprise engagement party is thrown for the still – undecided – couple but when Mrs Hollingbery learns that, as a husband and wife, they could buy the house for twenty thousand pounds when its market value is five times that she is quick to accept.
Episode 3	21 September 1989	Alf prepares a lavish meal for Arthur who has just come up with eight score draws on the football pools. Unfortunately he has won nothing as his stupid wife failed to post the coupon. There is further despondency as Alf realises he may be too old to acquire a mortgage to buy the house and the idea of his adopting Pele, who'll get it for him, does not appeal. Fortunately salvation arrives when Mrs Hollingbery gets a letter from her brother in Australia, who is happy to buy the house for her – providing that he meets and approves of the groom-to-be.
Episode 4	28 September 1989	It is the eve of Alf and Mrs Hollingbery's trip down under – taking Arthur for company. In the pub the Johnsons have one of their increasingly public rows and Alf is not cheered when everybody places a book on whether the plane will crash. Back home he gets into an argument about noise with just about everybody before admitting to himself that he would really rather not go to Australia.
Episode 5	5 October 1989	On the flight to Australia Arthur, Alf and Mrs Hollingbery are nervous passengers though Alf's argument with a steward who forbids him to smoke breaks the monotony. On arrival Alf argues with a man who turns out to be Mrs H's brother Ricky but, back at his house, he bonds with Alf over their shared racism. Neither Alf nor Mrs Hollingbery are happy when they are given a double room and Ricky gets the wrong idea when Alf says he wants to room with Arthur. This episode and the next two were videotaped in Australia by the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) in a joint production with the BBC.
Episode 6	12 October 1989	The three visitors have a day sight-seeing, starting in a cafe where Alf defends Hitler. After Alf has rowed with a lazy lifeguard over a non-existent drowning victim, the trio take a boat trip and Alf soon discovers that he and his bride-to-be hold differing views on many things. As far as Alf is concerned, one thing is for sure though. Australians are descended from convicts and they are still not to be trusted.
Episode 7	19 October 1989	The sight-seeing continues with Alf having a confrontation with a crocodile and some Aboriginals, who nonetheless get the better of him after he tries to patronise them. Back at Ricky's Alf gets a business proposition from Ricky and his partner Mooney but it is apparent that they have misunderstood Alf's financial position and soon the three Brits are on the plane back home.

1989 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Untitled	25 December 1989	Facing another Christmas with a frugal dinner Alf cons the vicar into giving him a Christmas hamper but Mrs Hollingbery refuses to accept it because it has been dishonestly obtained. So Alf takes it to the pub to raffle, making sure that most of the slips of paper have his name on them. However he is outwitted at the last minute by the equally devious Bert Luscombe (Guest star Bill Maynard).

Series 5 (Series 13)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1 - Power Cut	1 September 1990	As a result of a power cut Alf and Mrs Hollingbery repair to the candle-lit pub where Alf sounds off about Margaret Thatcher, despite her being a Conservative, and a general argument breaks out with Arthur and Fred Johnson about a number of things – including death, the undertaker at the next table unsettling Alf. When he and Mrs Hollingbery return home after the lights have gone back on Alf rails at her for wasting electricity before fusing all the electrics in the house.
Episode 2 - Suicide	8 September 1990	They may be halfway up the aisle but Alf and his bride-to-be are still arguing, especially when she wants to throw out his furniture as being tat. A fake overdose attempt cuts no ice so Alf is off to the pub to talk about suicide, death and heaven – though Fred Johnson, as an atheist, is having none of it. Back home Alf tries another pretend suicide but is diverted when Mrs Hollingbery brings him in a roast dinner and a can of beer – plus more Aspirin in case he runs out.
Episode 3 - X-Rays	15 September 1990	Complaining that Alf is a shabby dresser, Mrs Hollingbery also wants him to take out life insurance in case he goes first. In the pub a discussion on health does anything but allay Mr Carey's fears about getting a hip replacement in view of Alf's horror stories about hospital. Another row between the Johnsons prompts Alf to surmise that Fred is a poisoner, leading to Mrs Hollingbery getting her own back by pretending to poison Alf.
Episode 4 - Window Cleaning	22 September 1990	Alf decides to earn some money by working for Mrs Carey as a window cleaner. He fails to get any wages but gets lots of free groceries after catching the milkman in a compromising position. Later Arthur wins the jackpot on the fruit machine at the British Legion but he and Alf decide to split it and keep quiet about it. Baffled by the presence of the groceries and informed by Alf that he has no money for her Mrs Hollingbery is not pleased when Fred tells everybody what really happened.
Episode 5 - Dogs	29 September 1990	Alf and Arthur are in the pub recalling old times and Alf is not impressed when Arthur tells him that he was once the local Romeo and the celebrity captain of the juniors football team. He is even less impressed when everybody else who comes in, especially Mrs Hollingbery, are fawning over Arthur and seeking autographs. Alf then gets a job as a dog walker but the two large dogs get him into trouble with an irate housewife and end up injuring him.
Episode 6 - Jury	6 October 1990	Alf is initially nervous when he receives a brown envelope but swells with pride when he sees that it is calling him up for jury service, a fact which causes him to lord it in the pub. However, when Fred tells him of a juror who was hospitalised for sending a man down and he believes he is being followed by a sinister stalker, Alf finds himself besieged in a strange house.
Episode 7 - Courtroom	13 October 1990	As Alf's day as a juror approaches he sounds off in the pub about his views on justice, inevitably inviting opposing comments from Mr Carey, who believes that the system is corrupt and imprisons the innocent and Fred, who, once more frightens him with tales of retribution from aggrieved villains. By the time he takes his place in the jury box – his trousers wrongly ironed by Mrs Hollingbery – Alf has a plan to preserve his anonymity, a false beard.
Episode 8 - Bus	20 October 1990	Alf organizes a pensioners' outing, immediately falling foul of the bus driver as all the passengers have bus passes which delays the start. In the course of the trip Alf almost has a fight with an Irishman, directs all the ladies to use the gents' toilets to prevent queueing and is rewarded with a glimpse of the queen. Come evening all the pensioners are drunk and noisy, which leaves the driver dreading the trip back home.
Episode 9 - Storm	27 October 1990	The happy couple discuss their forthcoming wedding, a marriage of convenience in every sense as they intend to each remain in their own flat and the bride has no desire for sex, despite Alf's boasts about his youthful prowess. That night a terrible storm dislodges a box of money Alf has been hiding in the chimney. To Alf's annoyance Mrs Hollingbery claims half of it.
Episode 10 - Wedding	3 November 1990	After baffling the Catholic priest who will be marrying him to Mrs Hollingbery with thoughts on separate heavens Alf goes on his stag night where his friends have had a whip round for a cheap cutlery set and the bride comes in to take him home whilst he is enjoying himself with the stripper. Next day everybody assembles for the wedding but, on learning that he wants her to 'obey' him Mrs H jilts Alf at the altar, complaining about his cheap skate ways. Fred thinks he has had a lucky escape but Alf disagrees, claiming that he could have been watching West Ham instead.

1990 Christmas special

Title	Airdate	Description
Untitled	30 December 1990	Following the non-wedding the happy couple hold separate receptions with their same sex friends but just before Christmas Mrs Hollingbery goes to confession, the priest telling her that she has wronged Alf and should do penance. To Alf this means cooking and cleaning for him and, to make her feel guilty, pretends he had booked a luxury honeymoon for them. Mrs H however rebels and, when the priest visits to make her do further penance, makes sure she gets her money's worth.

Series 6 (Series 14)

Title	Airdate	Description
Episode 1	21 February 1992	A year later and Alf is still living under the same roof as – and bickering with – Mrs Hollingbery, particularly over her scrounging friend Michael. Alf really loses it when the alarm on a car parked outside his house goes off and decides to teach the driver a lesson, though of course it rebounds on him and his efforts to get revenge on the workmen digging a hole outside the house are equally as ineffectual.
Episode 2	28 February 1992	Alf gets a job pushing the wheelchair to deliver papers but, after he has played a prank on an irate householder, a storm blows his papers away so he decides to gain efficiency by hooking his wheelchair to the milk float. Unfortunately he goes careering downhill – into the swimming pool of a black footballer he recently abused. There is reconciliation but a further misadventure with the chair lands him in a removals van on its way to Newcastle.
Episode 3	6 March 1992	After holding forth on moral issues Alf goes to the pub where the big news is that Fred Johnson's wife has left him for her lesbian lover. To make matters worse she intends to move her into the marital home. Alf, of course, blames the French for introducing permissiveness into the country and ends up getting threatened by Mrs Johnson for his pains.
Episode 4	13 March 1992	Mrs Hollingbery is laid up with a bad leg and Alf is not happy having to fend for himself so he makes an angry trip to the doctor. When the doctor comes to visit he finds himself beset by the Careys and Michael wanting advice for their ailments, leading to the doctor himself needing an ambulance. Later Alf takes Mrs Hollingbery out in her wheelchair and witnesses a blessed miracle as she gets up and runs – to the toilet.
Episode 5	20 March 1992	When Alf gets stuck inside the wardrobe he is moving for Mrs Hollingbery he overhears her telling Mrs Carey she only wanted to marry him for his money so he takes all the cash he has been hoarding to the bank. The notes are so old they are no longer legal tender and having accumulated so much undeclared cash might cause problems with the tax office. Fortunately Alf sees a way round such matters.
Episode 6	27 March 1992	Having deposited his wealth in several banks under assumed names Alf makes a hefty withdrawal but comes home to find his furniture has been stolen so he buys more and chains it down. Anxious to know how long he has left he visits a Harley Street doctor who books him into a private clinic, which soon becomes the scene of a good old knees up for Alf and his friends.
Episode 7	3 April 1992	As Alf celebrates his wealth with a new snooker table he takes Fred as a lodger and gets a visit from Min, still amorously pursuing him. He also gets a visit from the bank manager, who has brought the tax man to investigate why Alf is so wealthy. Alf persuades Michael and Fred to impersonate him and explain everything was won in competitions. He nearly gets away with it too.

Films

• Till Death Us Do Part (1969)
• The Alf Garnett Saga (1972)

Christmas Night with the Stars

Christmas Night with the Stars was a special screened annually on Christmas night, in which the top stars of the BBC appeared in short—typically five- to ten-minute—versions of their programmes. Till Death Us Do Part was among the programmes featured in the 1967 and 1971 specials. No recordings of either of these two segments are known to exist.

Title	Airdate	Description	Notes
1967 sketch	25 December 1967		Black-and-white; missing
1971 sketch	25 December 1971		Colour; missing

Other

• Royal Variety Performance sketch (1972)
• The Thoughts of Chairman Alf (1994 BMG – not shown on TV)
• An Audience with Alf Garnett (5 Apr 1997, LWT)
• A Word with Alf (1997 – a series of short episodes for UK Gold made by Carlton, starring Mitchell, McSharry and Brian Murphy)
• The Thoughts of Chairman Alf (23 Sep-4 Nov 1998, LWT)