Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk

Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk is the debut solo comedy album by prank call artist Kamal Ahmed, former member of the Jerky Boys.^[1] The album was released in 2000, shortly after Kamal's departure from the Jerky Boys. The album was released by the independent Deep South Records label.

Once a Jerk, Always a Jerk
Studio album by Kamal Ahmed
Released	April 4, 2000
Genre	Comedy, prank calls
Length	69:11
Label	Deep South Records

In addition to prank calls, the album features four comedy skits by Kamal.

Track listing

• All tracks by Kamal Ahmed.

1. "Kissel Photographer" – 0:40
2. "Dangerfield at Million Man March" (Skit) – 2:14
3. "Chinese Restaurant" – 1:22
4. "Fruit Bowl..." – 1:09
5. "Gayfella's Godfather" (Skit) – 5:03
6. "Pit Bull" – 6:20
7. "Arab & Kostelowitz" (Skit) – 2:25
8. "Fat Removal" – 2:10
9. "Irish Bar" – 1:54
10. "Spanish Lessons" – 1:53
11. "X-Rated Hotel" – 4:07
12. "Degenerate Dating Game" (Skit) – 6:53
13. "Piano Lessons" – 2:11
14. "Howard Stern Show" – 8:25
15. "I'm an Angel (Dance Loop) / Freezer for Sale" – 12:31