The Right to Bare Arms

Not to be confused with Right to bear arms.

The Right to Bare Arms is an album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy, released on March 29, 2005 on Warner Music Nashville. It has been certified platinum by the RIAA.^[2] It was recorded live at the Verizon Wireless Theater (now Bayou Music Center) in Houston, Texas on January 15 and 16, 2005.^[1]

The Right to Bare Arms
Live album by Larry the Cable Guy
Released	March 29, 2005
Recorded	January 15–16, 2005
Genre	Comedy
Length	56:10
Label	Warner Bros. Nashville
Producer	Peter Strickland, J.P. Williams, Larry the Cable Guy (exec.)[1]
Larry the Cable Guy chronology
A Very Larry Christmas (2004) The Right to Bare Arms (2005) Morning Constitutions (2007)

As of 2014, sales in the United States have exceeded 960,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan.^[3]

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
Allmusic

Track listing

All material written by Larry the Cable Guy.^[1]

1. "Git-R-Done!" – 1:20
2. "Midgets and Gay Bars" – 0:48
3. "WWJD" – 2:20
4. "Las Vegas" – 4:07
5. "Hank Williams Jr. High School" – 1:51
6. "Hooters and Hooters Airlines" – 4:38
7. "Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait" – 1:49
8. "NASCAR" – 3:07
9. "The Right to Bare Arms!" – 4:07
10. "Family in Sanford" – 4:19
11. "Faith Healers and Weight Problems" – 4:02
12. "Romance and Imported Rubbers (I Seen This on TV... No Lie)" – 6:35
13. "Throwed Outta Penney's" – 1:01
14. "Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny, I Don't Care Who Ya Are!)" – 3:24
15. "News Items" – 1:25
16. "Song for a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered at 4 A.M.)" – 4:13
17. "Toddler Mail" – 7:04

Charts

Weekly charts Chart (2005) Peak position US Billboard 200[4] 7 US Top Comedy Albums (Billboard)[5] 1 US Top Country Albums (Billboard)[6] 1

Year-end charts Chart (2005) Position US Billboard 200[7] 124 US Top Country Albums (Billboard)[8] 18 Chart (2006) Position US Top Country Albums (Billboard)[9] 60

Certifications

Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
United States (RIAA)[2]	Platinum	1,000,000^
^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.